modern gamers are so fucking toxic i was just playing fetch and she like. gestured like she was gonna throw the ball yeah? but she faked it out! she didn’t actually throw the ball! what the fuck! if this is the direction the fetch meta is going i’m switching to tug o war or maybe even run in circles i am done with this community.
I hate that ‘bad dream’ just means ‘nightmare’ instead of ‘shitty quality dream.’ I had a bad dream last night. It wasn’t scary it just didn’t make a lot of narrative sense
I think the grocery store was put there on purpose to psychologically program us for dinner
sometime soon theres gonna be a new animal that strides the world on four legs casting shadows on mountains and its body is a great tube that just bellows and bellows and bellows
choosing to ignore my weirdly symbolic dream because i have a lot going on rn already
if karl marx was born today he would be a baby. and it would be his birthday
Holding her pet snowball
an orangutan slinging spells is my worst nightmare
imagine an orangutan materializing a fireball in his hand and throwing it at you with his long lanky arms
i look pretty today so im undiagnosing myself
Despite everything the bug scuttles on
I used to be 21 but now I’m 24. so you can understand why I’m so freaked out
buddy I was in this situation and then next thing I knew I was 27. watch out man
STOP BEING HONEST STOP BARING YOUR HEART 2026 IS THE YEAR OF RIDDLES AND ELABORATE LIES
Fool me once? Shiiiit. Fool me twice? Fuckkkk bro stop fooling me




