also a high quality shitpost like the last but i had more then 4 days to make it
you still play as french man (thank god french people dont exist
Gandi ide links:

l'assassin 2:

 https://cocrea.world/@Outrunfungus43/Frenchitus
l'assassin 1: 

https://cocrea.world/@Outrunfungus43/BirdsDontExist 
) that like stop eiffel tower from like instant combustion or something while gamesho british bekd peopdl🤮🤢🤢🤮 (reference image of french below its name is gwen)

  
you murder the gastropods, nobody likes gastropods 
the game also has 7 microtransaction!!!


also no piss babys 👺👺😡piss baby mode is for pis babty

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i loved the part where my pc exploded trying to load the title screen

It’s a feature 😎

Real

this is so fun lol

although i will say the gameplay style makes me want to run towards the bosses and constantly attack them but that never ends up going well lol

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stop being autistic

Jumbo josh is dead to me

Very nice, but I refunded because there was no game, then I realised it was just story telling and creative game design that there was no game attached. Instead of giving us a boring, stale expreience¶¶¶, the developer decided to make us use our imagination and be creative for once, this generation really need s this sort of stuff@ſ¶ŧ←↓,

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sick game 10/10

Self reply 10/10