23, she/her

gay-jesus-probably:

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this is so cute

If they just had the same onesie this would be adorable, but the fact that they also both have a matching onesie for their respective dogs? I don’t believe in soulmates but I think these two are the exception.

ground-zoro:

mighty-meerkat:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

“i also choose this guy’s dead wife” was easily the #1 funniest thing to ever be written on the internet.

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you can know the punchline but you can’t stop it from punching you.

i do also feel the need to add that phil8248 really liked the joke. he said his wife had always had a dark sense of humour, even about her illness and death, and seeing the joke made him feel like he was laughing with her one last time.

That added context makes thus really sweet. I’ve always felt bad for the first gut before

slopmaster9000:

thyrell:

adhoption:

witchoil:

capricornpropaganda:

We need to let adults fight without catching an assault charge…like I’m talking about consensual fighting. Not jumping folks, hiding no weapons none of that. Just going at it in the parking lot

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@stsathyre looking kinda dire out here :////

PvP areas

hey why the fuck is the map like that

alternate timeline where america is run by bees

raincityruckus:

tevankinkley:

hmslusitania:

himbodiaz:

would y’all ever date someone with the same name as you?

I’m sorry for adding directly to a post but I went to a wedding once where the groom’s name was Loren and the bride’s name was Lauren and at the end the officiant was all “introducing Loren [surname] and Lauren [surname], husband and wife” and the entire assembled lost it

also sorry for adding on but at my high school there was a Dominic and a Dominique who were dating and everyone just called them “Dom and Dommer” which is honestly the funniest shit ever

my coworker dani is married to danny and they share a birthday