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The best shot of the year
Those in the notes worried about this being AI, it’s not - her name is Pan Xiaoting and she’s a badass billiards pro
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Recently, while staring far too long at a potato chip, it occurred to me that the ridges could possibly be used to create a lenticular effect. So I got out some chip dip (and the smallest paint brush I have) to test it out. I started with a simple 2-frame illustration of a football and a basketball, then I painted a little sour cream and onion dip bird. 🥔🕊️
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why did they start breeding busses to have flat faces. they can’t breathe
if you think this
looks better than this
you’re part of the problem. I’m so tired of all the excuses like “oh they look cuter!” “why do you care?” THEY CAN’T BREATHE. People intentionally breeding these vehicles to give them health problems because they “like how it looks” makes me so mad
Actually, flat faced buses can breathe fine! This is a case of convergent evolution, but the two types of buses are not genetically related.
Pointed nose buses are decended from trucks, and have their engines located in the front. This requires the larger nose in order to provide the space for the engine as well as adequate ventilation.
Meanwhile, flat nosed buses are actually descended from city buses (which in turn descend from trolleys), and were domesticated due to their greater maneuverability and capacity.
Contrary to popular belief, flat nosed busses typically do not experience breathing problems. Their engines are located in the back of the bus, with a large breathing vent located in the rear.
These buses also have a different structure to accommodate this change, typically including doubled back tires, a different weight distribution, and a change in location of the emergency egress door from the back to the left side.
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“Grok is undressing anyone, including minors”
Grok is the tool. X users are doing this. X users are requesting this and Grok engineers facilitated this. Both are liable for this.
Yes, precisely.
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insane fucking slogan
Grungo sounds like a half-orc barbarian. The great sword logo does not diminish this.
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deliriously ripping open the sexy fishnet tights of a beautiful woman named bag of mandarins
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do-not-fold-spindle-or-mutilate:
A BIRD POOPED ON MY HEAD ON THE WAY TO WORK.
HOW DO YOU KNOW THE BIRD WAS ON THE WAY TO WORK?
DONT MAKE ME ANGRIER THAN I AM
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