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love art music poogles [he/him] 26
heavily featuring one piece, naruto, and my special ocs

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a haggard, beat up zoro leans on sanji, who also looks quite haggard and beat up, as this takes place directly after kuma. zoro asks, "how'd you find me so quick, anyway?". sanji thinks to himself, "don't look at his exposed tit"ALT
sanji responds, "ah yeah we got you chipped a while back so we wouldn't lose you." zoro, turned to look at sanji a bit angrily, responds, "what." sanji, freaked out, says, "did i say the did thing out loud" zoro again says, "what." with more emphasis.ALT

longest walk back EVER

December 30, 2025 2,811 notes
one piece comic. first panel is zoro sitting on the ground and bleeding from his head. he says, "please...take me instead...i'll do it-" only to be cut off by somebody off screen who is saying, "don't worry princess i'm here now." zoro responds with a heartfelt, "what." second panel reveals that the speaker was a half dead sanji, who now stands protectively over an annoyed looking zoro as sanji says, "that's right bitch i lived. I'LL do it. I'LL sacrifice MY self. zoro why don't you go look pretty somewhere else ok sanji's got this." also, there is a high unnecessary "sanji" written above sanji's head with an arrow pointing towards sanji. 3rd panel: zoro puts on his bandana and roundhouse kicks sanji right out of his shoes with a "wapow!!! and a "gack" as he spits up blood. zoro says, "stop stealing my MOMENT!" last panel: zoro looks ahead calmly as he says, "ahem. sorry you had to see that. anyway yeah go on ahead and kill me, okay?" sanji is laying in a heap in the background, smoldering.ALT

cant stop making jokes about this

December 30, 2025 2,719 notes
one piece comic. in the first panel, kuma is standing in front of zoro and sanji, big and intimidating. zoro says, "god we are so fucked." sanji says, "he's too strong, he's too round." 2nd panel: zoro's looking serious in profile as he says, "well...at least we're not completely out of options...". sanji, behind him, looks a bit nervous as he asks, "you don't mean... "that" technique, do you...?", to which zoro replies, "i do mean "that" technique..."ALT
side by side, zoro says, "unless...you're too scared?". sanji replies, "heh...as if!" in the next panel, they are looking at each other all fired up style...in the next panel, they are sharing a tender yaoi kiss. the text above them reads, "super yaoi kiss attack!!" with a drawn out "smooch" written behind them. kuma stands to their left, watching passively, while usopp and chopper are on the right, jaw dropped. robin is also there smiling knowingly and franky's head pops up from the bottom of the panel with a smile and a tear.ALT
kuma looks on as he says, "...guys i'm not homophobic." the next panel is a split of zoro and sanji, with the text, "heh...we know." over them. they are grinning smugly.ALT
the first panel has sanji and zoro wrapped around eachother whilst looking off screen smugly and evilly. kuma (off screen), starts to ask, "then why-" but is cut off my sanji, who says, "think about it, kuma. would a true ally..." he trailed off to be continued in the next panel, where sanji triumphantly says, "...get in between THIS?" while zoro gives sanji a kissy on the cheek. in the third panel, kuma is silent with his face neutral. in the fourth and final panel, kuma looks down and says, "well. shoot, boys, you got me."ALT

i got a lot to say about the kuma fight

December 22, 2025 2,414 notes
one piece fan comic; the first panel is sanji in the bathroom, gripping the sink and staring into the mirror. he is saying, "alright sanji...you can do this. it's time to live your life...and flirt...with a MAN!". panel 2: sanji is staring at you now and gripping the sink still, face manic. he is shouting, "you are in the prime of your life! you can do anything!" somebody outside shouts, "sanji! hurry up in there we only have the one bathroom!" in the last panel, sanji is suddenly outside standing next to a chill zoro. sanji is not chill, and is sweating nervously and blushing and smiling weirdly. he thinks to himself, "heheheheheh, this is it..." zoro says, "yo cook. what's up?" to which sanji replies, "oh, nothing much..."ALT
panel 1: sanji continues nervously, but he is determined, "just, uh, looking for something to, uh, heh... 'occupy my time'..." panel 2: sanji gives a big darling wink and smile. you can tell he's doing it because it says wink! above his head in curly writing and we can omnisciently see his closed eye through his emo bang. panel 3: however, zoro cannot see this, and he thinks, "why's he staring like that?" he scratches his face and looks to the side as he says, "uh, why don't you do like a puzzle or something?" off screen, sanji replies, "i uh, had something else in mind..." panel 4: zoro turns and walks away, saying "well IDK then good luck with that." sanji, devastated that he failed, looks on with a strained smile and bloodshot eyes as his cigarette falls out of his mouth.ALT

better luck next time champ

December 22, 2025 2,212 notes
fan art of pre time skip zoro, bandana on, holding a stiff sanji like a baseball bat, ready to swing. sanji has his hands in his pockets and casually smoking, as he does. there is big swirl text around the image that reads, "sanji swing!"ALT
fan art of pre time skip zoro with bandana on swinging around a chilling and smoking sanji. this time, zoro is in the background with sanji's face being closer to us, the viewer. he looks neutral.ALT

i love baseball

December 22, 2025 5,516 notes
one piece fan comic. first panel: nami is in the background looking disappointed as she says "oh my god he's injured...zoro go carry him." to which zoro replies, "on it" as he nonchalantly goes to pick up a sanji that is lying on the ground, who is pissed off as he says "ABSOLUTELY NOT." in the second panel, his tantrum continues as zoro has picked him up now. sanji: this is so not fucking happening put me down zoro: dude chill out for one second ok i just have to haul your sorry broken ass back to chopper and that's it. sanji: i refuse! zoro: you are making a scene. sanji: i don't care! in the third panel, sanji says "you're going to..." but then he trails off as he looks at zoro. in the next panel, sanji looks at where his hand his resting on zoro's chest to push him away. his expression is much calmer and there are three blush lines. he continues to trail off, saying "to... to..." in the next panel, zoro is looking at him with concern. he says, "to...what? drop you?" he is also thinking, "maybe he got hit on the head." in the last panel, zoro suddenly looking very confident as he says, "heh, that's not gonna happen."ALT
there are two realities drawn here. one is concussed sanji vision, which shows sanji being very doe eyed and clutching to zoro's chest. zoro is looking very determined and strong but kind of shy as he declares, "I Won't Let You Get Hurt". then, there is cruel reality, which shows a swirly eyed and drooling sanji who is loosely holding on to zoro's chest somehow. zoro is smiling as he thinks, "if i drop him it would be funny but i would get in trouble."ALT
continuation of the last comic, we see sanji's reaction: suddenly very docile with big sparkly eyes and a blush and flowers around him. the text above him reads, in big red impact font, "PRINCESS MODE ACTIVATED."ALT
back into the real world, zoro holds sanji princess style, but now sanji is blushing slightly and averting his eyes demurely as zoro carries him. "princess mode activated" it written nearby with an arrow pointing to him. zoro looks very concerned as he asks, "woah hey hang on. what's wrong with you."ALT

you can NOT be holding him like that dog

December 22, 2025 3,337 notes
in the top left corner, a screen shot from one piece where zoro is in profile and he has a weird overhang of his bangs going down his face. next to it, i tried to recreate this look, including a front facing version where he has emo bangs on that side. below that is a single page comic, with nami asking "WHAT. are you DOING." to which zoro smugly replies, "something new". nami: ok well stop? zoro: no. it's a look.ALT
sanji folding his arms and looking rather cross at a chill looking zoro, who suddenly has emo bangs too. sanji: ... you know this isn't right zoro: i do not know to what you are referring to.ALT
zoro: and anyway you don't "own" emo bangs so back off. sanji is looking quite pissed but trying to hold it together as he says, with each letter of the first word capitalized for emphasis," now while this may be true you have to admit that it's kind of like "my thing" at this point so. let's just say, it's giving "encroaching"ALT
two panels of zoro looking on blankly, and the next one with him saying, "so?" the last panel has sanji barely holding it together and desperately saying, very loudly, "so i would greatly appreciate it if you would cut that thing off and stop cramping my god damn style". zoro is looking very small as he is nearly blown away by the force of sanji's ire.ALT
sanji has crumpled to the floor, dejected, as he begs, "please." zoro looks on his mild horror as he says, "christ".ALT

the time i tried to watch one piece again, got 5 seconds into an episode, and made a comic about it and then didnt try again for months

[aug 2025]

December 18, 2025 1,487 notes
first panel is sanji smoking a cig and chilling out, thinking, "damn...something smells delicious" next panel, sanji shows up to the kitchen shocked beyond all belief as he shouts, "marimo?!" for zoro himself is performing a perfect pan flip as he cooks some delicious something third panel: sanji freaking out as says, "you- i- how- since when- who even...you can cook!?" last panel: zoro looking smugly away as he says, "pft, what, like it's hard?" sanji shrivels up and looks dead inside and outside. the numbers -999 appear over sanji's head, as that is the amount of psychic damage that he takesALT

sanji nightmare 2 [aug 2024]

December 17, 2025 3,392 notes
one piece comic. first panel is sanji freaking out about a spider and shouting, "oh my god kill it!". behind him, a shadowy figure approaches. the text reads, "don't worry...i got this". the speaker is revealed to be zoro in the next panel. in the last panel, zoro is doing a big dramatic move with the text behind him reading, "3 sword style...spider killer!"ALT
zoro approaches this smiley little spider with his swords going crazy..sanji watches on in aweALT
zoro anticlimactically stomps on the spider. both zoro and sanji are looking down on it with blank expressions.ALT
sanji grips zoro by the front of the shirt, and he is pissed off. he asks him, "was it worth it? was it fucking worth it?!" to which a grinning and pleased zoro replies with, "ya."ALT

hes doin too much [aug 2024]

December 17, 2025 2,120 notes
fan art of pre time skip sanji and zoro glaring at each other through gritted teeth. they are technically smiling, but it's clearly more of a grimace. the text above them reads "GRIN"ALT

GRINNN!!!! [june 2023]

December 14, 2025 466 notes
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