*showing visible symptoms* oh my god i need help desperately
*symptoms go away for one day* what if im just faking it
I want to write. I have ideas. I open document. I type four of the worst sentences ever created in the english language. I daydream the rest of the scene. I close document.
not an apologizer but a contextualizer. yes the character did that but please understand the Circumstance. yes they had other options but they had to make this choice in a sea of available bad choices. and also it made the narrative more interesting. won’t anybody think about the narrative!!!!!
i like nice people and insane perverts, two categories with a lot more overlap than i was led to believe
my hot take on shipping discourse is that these days it feels like some people care more about ‘winning’ than actually investing in the ship. like you do know that you can take these characters and write or draw or gif them however you want, it doesn’t matter what 'canon’ says, right?
do you ever think about how a series of tiny choices like “I guess I’ll watch that show” can like totally and entirely change huge aspects of your life
Guy who is touch starved but emotionally repressed goading you into punching him for completely normal reasons
top 5 worst things to ever happen is a character that you hate being loved by the majority of the fandom. like stop babying that guy I want him dead
for someone a self proclaimed pervert i sure do love writing long winded internal monologues where characters sit and think about what they want but cannot have instead of. you know. dry humping and whatnot
imagine if i did my work. if i sat down and Did it. and it was Done. can you even imagine such a thing
you’ve heard of death of the author, now get ready for death of the audience: where instead of basing your reaction on a thousand uninformed opinions online, you actually read the text and engage with it
amazing how a few hours in the fridge and a couple minutes in the microwave can turn an unforgettably scrumptious home cooked meal into a borderline acceptable home cooked meal
