Posts tagged: 00q
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oh yeah and btw q literally had to watch james die because the ‘smart blood’ meant he could see his vital signs and therefore exactly when everything stopped
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ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ That’s all for now yeeeee ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
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“I didn’t think you’d ever pull a trigger, Q…”
“Well I didn’t think you’d ever climb through my bloody bedroom window! And honestly, 007, did you believe MI6 hired someone who didn’t know how to shoot a gun… to fucking design them? Now shut up so I can focus… and do try not to bleed on my cats.”
A work in progress here! Was itching to sketch some bamf!Q but got carried away… Gonna resist the urge to continue this piece for a while, since I have like twenty other things I should be drawing, ahh… I’ll eventually finish drawing the second kitty and some extra detail, colour everything, and decide what Q reads at bedtime, lol… then I ought to give him a tat or two, eh? ^^ (My Art /// My Ben Whishaw Art)
*Please don’t repost(?) or use elsewhere without my permission, thanks!
HELLO 00Q LIKERS!! My (almost) 70k word fic, METRONOME, is complete and available to read!! Yes it is I, the person who has been posting snippets in the 00q tag for months. Thank you all for putting up with me.
RATING: EX
GENRE: Romantic Comedy (Dramedy?)
READ IF YOU ENJOY: Banter. Situations. Longing. Forced proximity. Banter a second time
FIRST LINE: “Q knocked on the door to suite 706, the Sarriette, London, having no idea he’d be functionally trapped there for the next fortnight and change.”
To my followers who enjoy my fic but have never seen skyfall or know anything about james bond, i am once again suggesting you simply watch this three minute clip. you will either resonate with 00q in the depths of your soul or you are immune and will never suffer The Visions.
seriously. underfilled niche of baddies kidnapping 007 to get at Q.
Surely the Quartermaster of MI6 is more of a hot ticket item than a mere Double-Oh, even if it’s a particularly annoying one. If either of them is or should be the more valuable/desirable target it’s Q. And Bond should be his damsel.
Speedbird 007 Heavy | 2,404 | Kelper (Mishafied)
Summary: The reply to the Delta was swift, clipped and professional. “Delta four-zero-two-zero, continue Zulu-Alpha, follow British Airways, monitor tower one-two-three-niner,” the voice said, and James had never been more eager to get instruction from an air traffic controller in his entire career.
The Present | 3,093 | beaubete
Summary: At first he mistakes it for a part of his kit, the cheery red wrapping some sort of Q-Branch joke.
No Well-Bred Person | 3,316 | notoneforreality
Summary: Q would really rather Bond actually go to medical after missions. If he insists on coming to Q, however, Q can hardly just let him suffer, even if he does have a chronic inability to return equipment.
Five times Bond breaks into Q’s flat, and one time Q breaks into Bond’s house.Anchor in a Stormy Sea | 3,475 | Tokyo_the_Glaive / @tokyotheglaive
Summary: At three o’clock in the morning approximately six months after Bond’s return from Kazan, Russia, M received word that the unthinkable had happened.
“Someone hacked our system,” Tanner told her, speaking a little too fast.
(Or, the one where Bond meets Q before he becomes Q.)(see more recommendations below!)
listen. we can and should criticize James Bond as a character, concept and franchise. however! it’s immensely funny how hard they tried to maintain his womanizer persona but then they gave ben whishaw glasses and an ugly cardigan and had daniel craig look at him like this for three movies
Was this “Q is heartbroken because Bond got blown up by missiles” collectible trading card really necessary
I’M SAD
i just think they could make each other worse