major league hockey fan watching ilya kiss shane’s helmet at the 2017 all star game and posting “god had to put ilya rozanov and shane hollander on rival teams because otherwise they’d be having so much gay sex they wouldn’t have time for hockey” and then a few years later reblogging themselves like “WELL”
Look I don’t wanna bitch but if your Tumblr fic takes longer to scroll past than the Do You Love The Colour Of The Sky post then it would be kinda appreciated if you put the majority of it under a Read More button
I love The Murderbot Diaries because it reads like fanfiction of The Murderbot Diaries. “Murderbot finally has to acknowledge its PTSD when the symptoms start to endanger its work, surrounded by loving friends who do their best to help it accept that it has value as a person not just a tool” is a fanfiction plot. “ART isn’t allowed to do the accounting because it cooks the books for no reason” is something Tumblr would make up. And yet.
I’m reading fanfic of Murderbot and just let me say that I keep forgetting the Argument Lounge is a term in the source material and was not made up for fanfic.
I love 2.0 because it was specifically killware, like it was made for a purpose and that purpose was to destroy a hostile system and die in the process, and someone’s like “hey are you two sure you want to make a suicide baby, this might have emotional ramifications, you’re probably gonna feel bad about this” and they’re both like “no it’s fine we’re not squishy humans it’s different for us” and then after it’s made it talks to both of them on separate occasions and they’re both like “you know I feel kinda bad about this” and 2.0 is like “shouldn’t have made me killware then, sucks to be you” and has no conflicting emotions about its fate whatsoever
I loved the part where the comfortunit tried to get MB on board with Killing All Humans and MB and ART were like “a human definitely told it to say that, a construct would never want to do that” because like. If there were no humans then who would MB do security for? What would be the endpoint of ART’s research? Who would the comfortunit even comfort? NOT a well thought out long-term plan, to deprive everyone of their purpose.
my favorite thing about that sequence is that MB describes ART as metaphorically “clutching its function” in the same way an overwrought Victorian lady might clutch her pearls.
the mighty nein show reminded me of my love for essek so i went back and rewatched all my favorite essek moments from the stream. suffice to say i am excited to see jester and essek interactions becomes ✨animated✨
You know how kids are supposed to be exposed to some level of dirt and grime as they grow up so their immune systems can learn what’s a deadly disease and what just causes some slight irritation? And if a kid grows up in a too clean environment they’re likely to develop severe allergies or a hyper immune disorder?
I think the over sanitation of the internet is doing similar things to people’s psyche.
No that ship with an age gap isn’t the same as pedophilia, you’re just having the moral equivalent to hay-fever.
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