I’ve been sending random shit back to caveman times to see how it affects the timeline.

POSSIBLE PUNCHLINES

- Recently I went back and gave them a copy of undertale to try and inspire a more caring lilt to humanities ethos but the neanderthal I gave it to just speedran the no mercy route and no hit sans first try.

-So far the only difference is that Greenland switches names to Fleenland when i send something, and then back when I send the next thing.

- I did that ‘give a hot chip to a victorian child’ thing with one of them but I think it just powered them up. They started running full speed towards a mammoth and plowed through it like it was made of foam

Now i disagree with the practices of chaphop, but if I had to come up with a gentleman rhymer in order to avert great global devastation I would have to go with a guy that eats brass. to intimidate all of the other chaps.

It’s good to have a buddy that says “really dodged a bullet there” when you say innocuous stuff for no other reason than to make other people think you were about to say something fucked up

I can’t get lunch without my Schmunch. I can’t function when im not Schmunchin

Make srue to take a break if youy get tired

Im watching magnetic rose, this movie is so beautifully animated you gotta watch it if you havent

Life is so fine and then you get a little gunk in your throat and you want to goomba stomp someone

I can do anything with my mind. I just came up with a country called Bowbldobia

New undertale OC named Crackles. His thing is he breaks his bones a lot. He sounds like this