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So You Want to be Top? (1983–1985)
TV Series | Family, Game-Show

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So You Want to be Top? (1983–1985)

TV Series | Family, Game-Show

The show included sketches and games that were slapstick in nature. The contestants were schoolchildren (except for series 3. Much of the dialogue was pun-laden and tended to elicit groans from the audience. Scores were decided via a ...See moreThe show included sketches and games that were slapstick in nature. The contestants were schoolchildren (except for series 3. Much of the dialogue was pun-laden and tended to elicit groans from the audience. Scores were decided via a clapometer measuring the volume of the clapping/cheering of the children in the audience. Scores were recorded by The Gemini Twins in series 1 and Leni Harper in series 2 and 3. One of the highlights of the show was the spoof adverts for fake products used in pranks, most of which were made by fictional company Top Kid. See less

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21 cast members

Name	Episodes	Known for
Gary Wilmot Self - Presenter Self - Presenter See fewer	18	The Keith and Paddy Picture Show (2017)
Caroline Bernstein Self - Teacher Self - Teacher See fewer	18	The Treacle People - Still Sticky (2025)
David Coker Self - Teacher Self - Teacher See fewer	18	Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009)
Leni Harper Self - Scorer Self - Scorer See fewer	12	The Pirates of Penzance (1983)
Bill Homewood Self - Co-Presenter Self - Co-Presenter See fewer	6	Coronation Street (1960)
The Gemini Twins Themselves - Scorers Themselves - Scorers See fewer	6	So You Want to be Top? (1983)
Natalie Finland Self - Pupil (as Natalie Finlan) Self - Pupil (as Natalie Finlan) See fewer	6	Labyrinth (1986)
Daniel Kipling Self - Pupil Self - Pupil See fewer	6	Press Gang (1989)
Catherine Elcombe Self - Pupil Self - Pupil See fewer	6	Chocky (1984)
Marissa Lindsay Self - Pupil Self - Pupil See fewer	6	Grange Hill (1978)
Maria Leonidou Self - Pupil Self - Pupil See fewer	6	So You Want to be Top? (1983)
Paul Walsby Self - Pupil Self - Pupil See fewer	6	So You Want to be Top? (1983)
Robert Kenley Self - Crawler Self - Crawler See fewer	6	Secret Places (1984)
Michelle Freeman Self - Creep Self - Creep See fewer	6	So You Want to be Top? (1983)
Catrina Hylton Self - Crawler (as Catrina Hylton-Hull) Self - Crawler (as Catrina Hylton-Hull) See fewer	2	Emu's World (1982)
Natalie Abbott Self - Crawler Self - Crawler See fewer	2	A Little Princess (1986)
Vincent Hall Self - Creep Self - Creep See fewer	2	That Lucky Touch (1975)
John Wadmore Self - Creep Self - Creep See fewer	2	The Stranger (1991)
Shaun Waller Self - Creep Self - Creep See fewer	2	Girls on Top (1985)
Elizabeth Wendon Self - Crawler (as Elizabeth Wenden) Self - Crawler (as Elizabeth Wenden) See fewer	2	Absolute Beginners (1986)
Kate Copstick Self - Co-host Self - Co-host See fewer		ChuckleVision (1987)