how it all feels lately

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hate when mummy movies use Imhotep as the big bad. He was an architect. Imagine a mummy movie but the mummy is Frank Llyod Wright. And he was buried at the House On The Rock. Ok nevermind that would be a sick ass movie.

Was reading start trek fanfiction on the subway and let me tell you one thing I love about star trek fanfiction that makes it unsuitable for public transport is that it can get really weird really fast

I’ve been laughing at “fuck this lemon you take it” for several minutes

take this papaya from my cold dead hands is sending me again oh my god

badminton is dont hit the fucking ground you stupid disgusting baby bird

every day this post has more responses that make me lunge back in my chair with the most unnecessarily loud cackle

Hockey is I’m gonna launch this peppermint patty at you and the only way to stop me is violence

curling is my two friends and i really want to put a watermelon in that exact spot, but the floor disagrees

relay racing is "here, you take this leek"

you can't even say "get a job" to people anymore because the market is so bad they'll be like ive applied to 400 jobs over the past 6 months

onion rings but it goes to voicemail

someone is putting up pictures of me around town and they all say I’m ‘wanted’. which is nice

its tragic when u have a type of art ur passionate about making but nobody fucks with it. but its also kinda cathartic how common it is. every time i draw something in a style i enjoy doing but gets no notes i turn and look at gaming youtubers that have unpopular musical side gigs and i know im not alone </3

nothing but love and respect to all fanfic writers

I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.