piosplayhouse:

The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter

terri-theslime13:

exeggcute:

the sunk cost fallacy has been my favorite fallacy for as long as I can remember. so at this point it’s probably too late to pick a different one

I just heard about the recency bias, and honestly I think it’s gotta be the best one ever

fractiousrvt:

akaanmo:

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i think i just witnessed a miracle

There is always hope

ladysisyphus:

A badly, BADLY drawn bell curve with "source material quality" on the x-axis and "desire to write fanfic about it" on the y-axis. The tallest part of the curve is labeled "THE HUMP OF COMPELLING MEDIOCRITY," implying that the medium-good source materials are the ones most likely to make you write fanfic about them, while the very good and very bad evoke equally no fanfic-writing response.ALT

I did this to help illustrate a point I’m making in a different post, but I feel it’s relevant above and beyond that specific context.

notahorseindisguise:

notahorseindisguise:

notahorseindisguise:

notahorseindisguise:

youd think a band named violent femmes would be made up of violent femmes. but it isnt. its dudes

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genuinely no mary… the australian dollar is not doing great right now

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i need to type with more of an accent

youse may bloody reckon a band name of violent femmes’d be a buncha sheilas after a couple bundy cokes. but it aint. packa blokes.

torchickentacos:

‘Just switch to linux’, 'Just switch to firefox’, 'Just switch to ellipsus’, 'Just buy a VPN and pirate it’ okay, or- hear me out- tech companies can stop making their products worse, because I shouldn’t have to change my entire workflow and spend time and money learning new programs and tools just to have a bearable online experience

detectivehole:

detectivehole:

unless its egregious, i’m not embarrassed to be fooled by ai. “oh i got lied to via something made by the Lying Machine the machine we made to Lie really well” like it’s gonna happen it’s no egg on your face. just be chill about it

don’t get me wrong. it’s always devastating always humbling. no one wants to fall for the lying machine it just sounds bad. but you can’t dwell

pixiemuse:

unnameablethings:

knight who is constantly searching for a good and noble king to serve but cannot fucking find one for the life of him so he has to become the good and noble king himself.

and now all these other knights are coming around like “please let me serve you” and like obviously hes going to let them serve him thats the point of being a good and noble king but its also. very annoying. one of you become the good and noble king for once lets trade

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dogmotifv2:

from what we can tell “full movie online free” seems to be some kind of 21st century prayer

fipindustries:

if i ever become a showrunner i will actually do the fake series finalle followed by the true ending where the popular gay ship is confirmed just so i can forever poison fandom with the idea that it can happen for real and then they will truly never let that hope go for all other subsequent shows they watch henceforth. just for the sake of making the world a worse place