Posted on Wednesday, April 20, 2022 with 14 Notes
image

legume dog blog revue [about me]

(*constant state of wip)

💌 mutuals can ask for discord

Posted on Thursday, January 15, 2026 with 21982 Notes

riotd:

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

Posted on Thursday, January 15, 2026 with 21593 Notes

threedollarsdotcom:

thinking about getting surgery to remove everything

Posted on Wednesday, January 14, 2026 with 62778 Notes

tiktaalic:

tiktaalic:

I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children

This getting reblogged with “and my thirties” “and my forties” “and my fifties”

Posted on Wednesday, January 14, 2026 with 6268 Notes

dragongirlsweetie:

it’s actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn’t have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol

Posted on Wednesday, January 14, 2026 with 93 Notes

papakhan:

Stop making Boone as tall as/taller than Arcade in your companion line ups he’s short and compact like a brick and you need to accept that

#bro Boone is like a compact butch hes MAYBE 5'4 #arcade on the other hand was on that enclave nutrition he got some good growing in before the irradiated wasteland got to him
Posted on Wednesday, January 14, 2026 with 12779 Notes

pangur-and-grim:

in my minecraft server there’s a 1/5000 chance of a skeleton running across your screen at any given moment, and sometimes it really scares me

Posted on Wednesday, January 14, 2026 with 18836 Notes

phosphorus-noodles:

i miss the era of time where you could say “is this real, chat?” and everyone instinctively understood you were pretending to be a twitch streamer, not asking the opinion of a hallucinating ai bot

Posted on Wednesday, January 14, 2026 with 4680 Notes

mimiteyy:

achillesinhighheels:

image

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT DID IT SEEE ???

image
Posted on Wednesday, January 14, 2026 with 11371 Notes
Posted on Wednesday, January 14, 2026 with 39135 Notes

fairycosmos:

congratulations to people who are good at performing conversations and social interactions. did you take a class or is it just like genetics or whatever

#its a class but you never get good grades Becuase theyre always changing the rules
icon WWW.ROTTEN.COM
|| 26 ⚨ HE ||

scotty. some kind of fag. don't throw up on the carpet!