legume dog blog revue [about me]
(*constant state of wip)
💌 mutuals can ask for discord
i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything
thinking about getting surgery to remove everything
I was born in the exact right generation I love being an unmarried woman in my twenties with my own bank account and no children
This getting reblogged with “and my thirties” “and my forties” “and my fifties”
it’s actually so crazy how much the simpsons would fucking suck if it didn’t have any of the simpsons characters. just a bunch of shots of empty houses and streets for half an hour while nothing happens. that would be so badddd lol
Stop making Boone as tall as/taller than Arcade in your companion line ups he’s short and compact like a brick and you need to accept that
in my minecraft server there’s a 1/5000 chance of a skeleton running across your screen at any given moment, and sometimes it really scares me
i miss the era of time where you could say “is this real, chat?” and everyone instinctively understood you were pretending to be a twitch streamer, not asking the opinion of a hallucinating ai bot
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT DID IT SEEE ???
congratulations to people who are good at performing conversations and social interactions. did you take a class or is it just like genetics or whatever
scotty. some kind of fag. don't throw up on the carpet!