absolutegibberishandnumbers:

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

1. I’m the best to ever do it
2. Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)
3. No one’s ever done it like me
4. I could be President/they should make me President
5. Behold, a mere fraction of my power!
6. The public wants to be me soooooo bad
7. I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)
8. How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?
9. Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix
10. I’m being sabotaged