puzzledtragedy

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segamascott

the demon twinks are unionizing

gay

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wintercityghsts

hustlerose

wholesome doomerpilled simp falls for a smol weeby tiktok egirl. what happens next will make you want to lift several cinderblocks with rope and pulleys and drop them on the back of your own head in a maneuver known as the “cement guillotine”

kosmo-mckogane

Anonymous asked:

I have a really chaotic friend that makes me reach peak chaos levels whenever I’m with them. Our dynamic is similar to S1 kl in the sense that she sets the challenge and I can’t help but meet it. That being said... here’s a list of chaotic things I have done with my friend that give me kl vibes...

• mango eating competition, whoever can eat an entire mango (fucking skin included) to a completely clean seed first wins... turns out I’m allergic to mangoes

• taking a cart from an abandoned parking lot and pushing each other really fast into the darkness (it was 2 am), first one to scream owes the other $10

• went out for dinner in a different city and got stranded in the rain, so we played Rock Paper Scissors except every time you lost you had to stand in the pouring rain for five seconds

• pool noodle blow contest... one pool noodle with chlorine water in it, a person at either end, and the hope that your lungs are stronger than the others...

•break ball, like baseball but you’re just hitting glass bottles being lobbed at you with any piece of wood/pipe in the area. Not a competition but we had to run like hell to avoid a cranky neighbor

• and a classic, the penis game (yell/say penis without being caught) but in a school assembly with a guest speaker talking about drug use and addiction... whoever lost (ie got caught or didn’t get as far in the game) had to dramatically perform “John Doe” by b.o.b. like a poetry reading in the courtyard during lunch... spoiler alert, they lost and it was glorious

kosmo-mckogane answered:

DDLKFSDJ Y’ALL ARE CRAZY. i love every single one of these holy shit akdjdfksdf ~~ok but what if we wrote a fic based on these~~

WHO WANNA DO THIS WITH ME PLEASE I WILL SCREAM SOMEONE WRITE A FIC ABT THESE PLEASE

shark-yaoi

catnippackets

happy stimming

me when i have adhd

shark-yaoi

Time for Childhood for you 90s/Early 2000s kids

alicaneiceindigo

i am a 2005 kid and yeah i literally have those stamp markers . in a drawer somewhere

wintercityghsts

quinnfebrey

asians: pls care about racism against us

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quinnfebrey

like literally the fact that this has 9 notes (and most other posts abt asian american rep i’ve seen, rbed, or written have similar amounts), is proving my point. every time i reblog or post anything about racism agains asians, i can literally see everyone scrolling past it. not even given a performative like. are y’all consciously ignoring it or are you truly just that desensitized to racism against asians?

madzandcheese

May I add:

Dont fetishize asians.
Dont make coronavirus jokes about asians. (Yes, it’s still happening, and it’s still a problem.)
Dont like?? Stereotype asians? Not every asian you’re going to meet is good at math or lives on a diet of rice, that’s just rude as hell and wrong

optimal-idiot

Exactly. Speak up for everyone.

Keep the same energy for racism against all asians as we do with other races. That includes more than just east asians. Asia is more than China, Japan and Korea.

And I see y'all, you’re really selective about the shit y'all reblog from me. This should have more than one reblog.

blacktopunderlacing

fishyandclintbarton

Likes to charge, Reblogs to cast 🤞

shark-yaoi

eldyn

sept 19th im homeless and need a place to stay. if anyone in oklahoma can help me out please message me. my mom might cut my phone service and bank account soon and ill be completely helpless

eldyn

please boost im on da supervision and will go to prison if i cant get a job and i cant get a job living in a motel

eldyn

im facing a year long felony sentence if i cant find a place to stay and pay my fees

eldyn

please boost

eldyn

sept 20th no leads yet please boost

oddlyspecificmoodoards

run by @takethistoourgraves

i am beyond saving now

francizzle00

why not to waste your money on Mulan (2020)

fineillsignup

send message to Disney to stop with this lazy remake bullshit already and create actual new content
no Mushu
no songs
bisexual icon Li Shang replaced with bland inferior love interest
lead actress Liu Yifei trashed Hong Kong protesters, specifically supported HK’s brutal police
Hong Kong activists are asking international supporters to boycott it
perfect live action Mulan starring Vicki Zhao Wei made in 2009 already exists
here in Canada they’re asking for thirty five fucking dollars PLUS a Disney+ subscription
thirty five fucking dollars just to rent it

leepacey

it also stars donnie yen, who has also supported hong kong police AND has done blackface repeatedly

shark-yaoi

When did people start equating “questioning” to “faking”

Let people explore gender, goddamn

Actually this goes for sexuality too

professionalreblogs-deactivated

This goes for literally everything!

Wanna try woodworking? Go for it! Don't like it? That's okay!

Think you like writing? Here's a pen! Hate it, never wanna do it again? That's fine!

People don't come out of the womb as the person they die as

loser-with-a-brain

People don’t come out of the womb as the person they die as

shark-yaoi

ATTENTION PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cloneofthecavalry-archive

Okay, I think i have it now and i appreciate it.

I’ve just made a bet against my Dad that if this post gets 2 million notes then i can get a Puppy. [like the one underneath]

I didn’t realise how much 2 million was and i couldn’t take that number down now. It should look like 2,000,000 in the notes bar.

He’s convinced that this will never reach that number, and very confident about it so Let’s prove him wrong!! He thinks this will get about 25 notes beofre it’s left in the dust.

You don’t have to do it for me. But for the point and to prove him wrong. He has to pay and everything so let’s make him suffer with it!!

I’m counting on you!!!

Remember it’s 2,000,000!