A silly lil sketch of something that is 100% canon to my Drifter/Lyon romance lmao. Maybe one day I’ll actually render the first panel.
my dad thinks the concept of shipping is hilarious. my parents are cool, they know about my online presence, it’s fine. dad doesn’t scroll my blog or anything, though–he’s usually too busy watching dubiously homoerotic pro wrestling clips or playing valheim–so his idea of shipping culture is bizarre
damn near every time I mention im working on a fic or piece of fanart, he gasps in hopeful anticipation and asks “tamatoa and heihei?!” and he always acts bitterly disappointed
no, dad. i’m not writing or drawing anything where a 50 foot crab and a literal chicken have any kind of relationship at all. you’ve been asking me to make this ship happen for almost nine years now and the answer has always been no. it’s a running gag, of course, but–why would you even think of that?! what kind of shit do you think happens on ao3?!
I have decided to make my dad’s vision a reality
behold
happy holidays. My dad is threatening to print this on a shirt
should i call my dad’s bluff and get this printed on a t shirt and give it to him for xmas
no what the fuck in wrong with you? he might actually wear it
yes absolutely, he might actually wear it
See ResultsOp did he like it or did he love it
he says he’s gonna wear it to work
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Hey drifter your fly is down. No drifter your fly is down. your FLY is DOWN. not your pants your fly. REVIVE YOUR TITANIA DRIFTER
Dodge timing? Horrible
Comedic timing? Fantastic
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Ok if we exclude Palpatine who has the gayest lightsaber?
This is Palpatine’s lightsaber btw. He duel wields.
Actually it’s genius. It’s is a foolproof design if you don’t want to get caught with a lightsaber
*goes through chancellor’s desk drawers and finds this*
*slowly closes drawer and never mentions it*
If you see something…say nothing and drink to forget
It can’t possibly be that blat-
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