So just so we're all clear ICE straight up murdered that woman in broad daylight and the government is calling HER the terrorist

So just so we're all clear ICE straight up murdered Renee Nicole Good in broad daylight and the government is calling HER the terrorist

So just so we're all clear ICE agent Jonathan Ross straight up murdered Renee Nicole Good in broad daylight and the government is calling HER the terrorist

When you’re in the middle of a fic and realise you’ve missed a very critical tag

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Me, two glasses of wine in: "yeah so here's an in depth conversation about my identity as a nonbinary person, and my struggles with transphobia in 2023"

Median Center-Right American Dude at the party, also two drinks in: "Damn that's crazy, I never thought of it like that. Man, I'm sorry you gotta deal with this shit."

Me: "Ahh it's alright. I deal."

Random Guy: "People should just chill tf out."

Me: "Damn right"

Random Guy: "So if you're non binary, and, sorry if this is offensive but I don't know the right words here. Like, is it cross dressing for you if you wear a skirt?"

Me: "Its- hm. Huh. I have no idea."

Guy: "It must have been nice to go to school with other trans people. Like, you must've felt safe."

Me: "No actually it was the opposite. It just made me even more upset and confused. I didn't know what being non-binary was. I saw people that transitioned from one gender to the other and knew I wasn't that. It took me a long time to figure this shit out."

Guy: "man that sounds rough. No wonder you guys are upset all this time this sounds painful."

Me: "Well, it sucks until it suddenly doesn't. It sucks and then it rules hard."

Guy: "so It's like working out."

Me: [both of us are now nodding wisely] "it's like working out."

most true and real minecraft update ever i dont need new weapons i dont need new blocks i need little fucking guys

HELLO?????

"Microslop" trends in backlash to Microsoft's AI obsession

“Various uses across Instagram, reddit, X, Facebook, and beyond criticized Satya Nadella's approach to artificial intelligence, as the public's malcontent with the technology continues to expose deep gulfs between Big Tech's hopes and what individual consumers actually want.”

“What AI has become is the focal point of everything wrong with our economic system, and the absurd glut of power Big Tech now enjoys to actively and intentionally shape our daily lives for the worse."

"As such, the backlash will deservedly continue — and Microslop is its name”

some sick fuck unfollowed me for posting pictures of my dog i don’t miss you at all

maybe now they’ll refolllow

YOU ERASED MY FUCKING DOG?

the way trump is talking abt hillary makes him sound like a scorned lover lmao what if monica wasn’t bill’s only side bitch??

you gotta be fucking kidding me

S H R I E K

A mom helping her kids beat a hard level in Super Mario Land, 1990s.

Once I was three margaritas deep to the wind at a beach club in Cozumel on my “day off” (in quotes because I’m always lookin n lurkin), and I saw a Pygmy raccoon grabbing an enchilada or something from an unsecured garbage bin and I was so upset. SO upset. And I’m just sitting there in my beach chair next to him (I deliberately choose to sit near the garbage) like “Hello? Sir? Do you know you’re endangered? Dont eat that!” And there were some other tourists who were now looking at me funny and I was MORTIFIED. So embarrassed. Because, and I quote, “I’m an idiot. He doesn’t speak English.” And then turned back to the raccoon and desperately went “Señor Mapache! Sabe que está en peligro de extinción? No coma!” In my very southern accent a la Peggy Hill.

Anyway, here is a picture of him I drew.

Pygmy Raccoon (Procyon pygmaeus)

Fun fact: starting next week, I’ll be able to get free transport and staff meal discounts for this specific beach club lmao

I will very much not be drunk though, cause I’ll be formally researching the raccoons