what 911 plotline did i make up
guy gets swallowed by escalator
chimney has beef with a crow
all the animals in the LA zoo escape
buck wakes up from a coma with math superpowers
bobby was a child alcoholic figure skater
athena shoots off a man’s penis
shark loose on the freeway
maddie goes into witness protection when a serial killer escapes from jail
michael stalks his neighbours and discovers an illegal plastic surgery clinic
eddie’s son walks in on him having an affair with his dead wife’s doppelganger
hen cheats on her wife and blames the full moon
rich man fakes his own death to organize a city-wide scavenger hunt
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examples of circle breakfast include but are not limited to English muffins, pancakes, waffles if they're a circle, bagel, any cereal that's circles (cheerios, cocoa puffs, etc), donuts and donut holes, and so on.
I had 2 English muffins and 1 cookie. circle breakfast ✅️
This poll is asking about general walkability, not your personal habits– if there is a supermarket nearby but you do not or cannot personally walk there, vote according to what a hypothetical able-bodied person would be able to do.
Is your nearest supermarket/grocery store within reasonable walking distance? Are you from North America or somewhere else?
5 minutes or less by foot; North America
5–10 minutes by foot; North America
10–20 minutes by foot; North America
20 minutes or more by foot, but still what I would consider reasonable; North Am
There is not a supermarket/grocery within reasonable walking distance; North Am
5 minutes or less by foot; NOT North America
5–10 minutes by foot; NOT North America
10–20 minutes by foot; North America
20 minutes or more by foot, but still what I would consider reasonable; NOT N.A.
There is not a supermarket/grocery within reasonable walking distance; NOT N.A.
Other
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it. it ends in 50 years…..horse is fucking eternal
Let’s keep the post circulating for 50 years it’ll be great when we’re all in the old folks home
of the last 10 books you read, how many included a sex scene? “sex scene” in this case means sexual activity depicted in any level of detail. implied/referenced sex that is not actually depicted on the page, such as a “fade to black,” does not count. if unsure, round down.
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See Resultsfor examples of “fade to black”, see: Sexy Discretion Shot
i’m dying at the ratio of re/quote tweets to likes
A-List????
i’m doing research reblog this and tell me if you want kids or not
Reblog for a larger sample size for OP