[ ID: A three panel comic of Gerry and Michael from TMA. In the first panel, Gerry is walking by some cupboards in the kitchen of his apartment. His eyes are squinted closed and he looks sleepy. In the second panel, Gerry opens one of the cupboards by his head, only to find Michael inside. It is compacted into the small rectangular cupboard, one foot and hand visible at odd angles. Michael looks at Gerry cheerfully and says, “Hello.” In the third panel Gerry slams the cupboard closed and keeps walking, looking annoyed and only mildly surprised. ]

Asshole distortion just lets itself into the apartment like a cat!!!

Tma fans be like “awww such a cute couple!!” And it’s literally either

• Two identical buff postal workers
• All-knowing eldritch antichrist and his murderous plus one
• A youtuber who stabbed her own eyes out and a podcaster who can’t feel fear
• Crooked cop and crooked cop who is also a dog
• Invisible sea captain and a 200 yo eyeball bitch

this is so stupid

in my head they went on vacation together and michael convinced gerry to wear the ugly hawaiian shirt

commissions

who are those accursed twinks you bastards keep putting on my dash

new tv show, movie, book, any other media: here's the main character and their love interest, here's the sidekick and their s/o, here's the background couple, here's the antagonist that you could probably ship with the protagonist-

me, pointing at two characters who barely even look at each other and probably already have canon love interests: I SHIP THESE TWO