I rly like it when the team is like HARDISON. We need you to forge an old piece of art/document/etc.

And Hardison is like you are MISUSING my TALENTS. You are DISREGARDING the fact that I am an INTERNET MAN and my skills lay in HACKING. You DARE to ask ME to do something as MUNDANE as perfectly construct an 18th century diary, complete with all of the writing inside of it, in TWO DAYS. That is BENEATH ME and also I dont think I can DO IT and you people are RIDICULOUS and why am I even WORKING with people who dont APRECIATE me and ABUSE me so. This house is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE.

And then the team is like so u'll have it done by wednesday and Hardison goes yea lol of course it sounds fun

I love Wikipedia subsections that are just absolutely unhinged out of context

Peak comedy right here

my mom, discussing furries with me: but I don’t get all the cats and dogs, why wouldn’t you want to be a sexy animal? like a kangaroo

me: mama what the hell does that mean

my mom: so muscular

Yeah way!

fat tboys how does it feel to be the realest motherfuckers on earth

I can't quite explain it, but Clue (1985), The Princess Bride (1987), Galaxy Quest (1999), and Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) are all the same genre

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to me, correctly using 5+ commas in a single sentence is like perfectly executing a combo in a fighting game. to me.

KILL AI AND REBLOG AND CREATE ART IN 2026

literally so important to have friends where you can be like "can i be insane for a second" and then you get to be insane. and they still like you afterwards

how am i meant to show my love when i peel an orange but need a shovel to give you a slice