waiting for my nails to dry affords me the perfect opportunity to do the dishes and organize my sandpaper and steel wool collection and synthesize acetone
(via serkershit)
Oh fuck dude, you smoked that weed? That’s the forever weed. The weed that makes you high forever. Hope you’re having a good time because it’s permanent. Also I hope it’s okay, but I just invited 100 people over, and if they find out you’re high you’re FUCKED.
(via elliespectacular)
putting on the high vis corset and running in front of cars across a dark country road like a deer
(via boneseses)
this format is fucking horrifying
(via thegr1msqueaker)
Taylor Swift and that football player broke up??? She’s been seen with a new guy too??? Some racer???
Its sebulba yeah
(via boneseses)
yasferatu-deactivated20220102:
I am in tears at this lmaooo
Happy Thanksgiving to all the cousins going on 30-minute “walks” around the neighborhood.
(via transdickhandhookcardoor)