I'm so thankful for the Internet sometimes (Posts tagged jooster)

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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dahlia loves putting bertie in situations because he's her favourite nephew. agatha enjoys putting bertie in situations because he's light incarnate and she's evil. anoria loves putting bertie in situations because of the lesbian gay man animosity. the drones love putting bertie in situations because he's the most handsome and rich one of the bunch and they need to bring him down. also they need help. swans love putting bertie in situations because there is an ancient swan-wooster feud likely dating back to before the woosters were even at agincourt. stiffy, nobby, bobby, and pauline just want to watch the world burn. madeline doesnt want bertie in situations... that's her little would-be specific dream rabbit slash galahad that can never be... the poor lamb has suffered enough... florence loves putting bertie in situations because she's doing experiments on how malleable he is. jeeves, though he would never admit it, has exactly the same motivations as florence, with the small addition of feudal spirit bashing against a healthy dose of desire to flip the master servant dynamics in power if not actual appearance. also he loves that idiot and likes to rescue said damsel from the soup.

read them all like a book of tea leaves jooster