it’s pretty crazy that i primarily associate sloppy seconds by watsky with an old doc/donut 8tracks playlist. and if im being honest i dont even think that song is them

USING A THIS BATTERY AND B MY INCREDIBLE KNOWLEDGE OF HOW BATTERIES WORK IS REWALLY A SLEEPER PICK FOR FUNNIEST RED VS BLUE LINE

also why is york literally the feminist junkrat post in this fight

it really is amazing there’s always something new to observe even when watching rvb for like the 30th time. my new one is why did york tell maine to flank left in the tex fight when he was standing on the right side of everyone. bad idea york

honestly im kind of surprised i dont remember seeing any fanart that interprets washington’s blue armor color with yellow stripes as one where hes sloppily painted blue and just has some spots of his original armor color underneath in crevices and corners and stuff instead of doing it exactly as it is in the show

why have i fallen off so bad i don’t even know where to watch season 8 anymore

Anonymous asks:

absolutely malding how dare you have my dream life.

they tasted so good

it’s 2025. your polyamorous girlfriend hits you really hard as you sauce up some barbecue ribs and the big rvb8 is playing on the tv. your other girlfriend has turned the dining room into an onion flouring station. it’s a random tuesday and your heart is full

Anonymous asks:

i feel like this is pretty easy pickings so im surprised i havent seen anyone post abt it yet - have you watched severance, and have you thought abt an rvb severance au at all. i watched severance 2 weeks ago and have been tortured by thoughts of a Refiners of Errant Data dept and Biography and Logs Upkeep dept (both working titles) on the severed floor ever since. unless this means nothing to you in which case my apologies 🫡 i think i will simply write a longfic about it

LMAOOOO no i love severance (well. season two wasn’t really good but whatever) i completely understand anon. most of the time when me and my friends watched it together was us saying “why is dylan literally just grif”

i do think the plot of rvb severance would be about outie simmons’ increasingly deranged and dangerous attempts to find out what his innie is doing. i think it would drive him crazy that he was forced to be the outie version he would want to be the innie so bad. he would be so curious. he would attempt basement reintegration just so he could go to work. and to be fair he’d be correct innie simmons would be having the time of his fucking life. actually it’d be funnier if that was true in a vacuum but because of his coworkers intentionally antagonizing him and undermining him he is also miserable and desperately wants to become the outie version of himself where he is Sure he is more respected than this. neither version of simmons wants to exist and that’s beautiful

Anonymous asks:

Similar to your earlier post but i think another hilarious scenario is Wash finding out epsilon gave him brain damage for funsies

NO LITERALLY. art by my dear friend @orange-frog