scoutstulips:

superwholock:

bathykolpian:

thetyrannosaur:

fedorathexplorer:

chrownox:

fedorathexplorer:

I really can’t believe I’ve been on this hell site for 8 years

Impart me in your wisdom of ancient times

one time there was a tumblr user with the url “pizza” and she would just comment on any text post about pizza saying “omg that’s me” and then we found out she had an entire tag dedicated to saying the n word

One time somebody paid $750 for the url ‘hi’ and got deleted in less than a year for promoting weight loss scams

There’s always been something deeply wrong with this place.

too much to document, but god damn we can try

I’ll say my one claim to fame (not really) is I was on here the day (well night for me) the notes stopped working. So I was there to witness history

official-pussy-posts-2:

star-mom-selkie:

asu-xu-namir:

living-shifting-oil:

silly-gobbledygook-deactivated2:

beetroot-merchant:

silaswhatever:

shed-some-light:

ibuildblasters:

four-two-six:

beetroot-merchant:

pepper-steak12:

gumi-megpoidd:

cannibalcaprine:

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Official Kung Pow Pussy Post

avernusreject:

Remember kids, every npc is romanceable through the power of delusion

viejospellejos:

ninakaina:

in the whole greenland conversation i feel like there’s not nearly enough acknowledgement of the fact that greenland is already suffering under imperial rule. seeing wayyyyy too much tacit validation of denmark’s possession of greenland on socials today. look into reproductive abuse against greenland inuit women by the danish state. US acquisition of greenland would be bad but the status quo is not good. this is not a matter of sovereignty, i only wish it were a matter of sovereignty, it’s just a bunch of imperial powers playing RISK with indigenous people’s lives again

alighted-willow:

blondebrainpowered:

Mouse Armor by Jeff De Boer

I love his stated intention behind these projects, ‘Confuse historians’.

wizard0rb:

wizard0rb:

wizard0rb:

wizard0rb:

what did we do to deserve portal 2. that shit was so good and for what

we got to have this! we got to have a valve game set in the half life universe, and its an enemies-to-lovers-to-enemies-again sci fi comedy story about a homicidal ai created to run tests forever and the test subject she catches feelings for!! how is this game real!!!

happy birthday to the only video game ever

people still clown in the notes of this post so reminder that glados was gonna take you on a date and accuse you of cheating. shes not chells mom

ashley-royale:

cottoncandylesbo:

the main dev of ULTRAKILL is livetweeting their reactions to jerma failing at their game fantastically and it’s really, really fucking funny.

I feel like it’s important to note that they call him Amish here because earlier he got so mad during a hard boss fight that he went on a rant that “humans aren’t meant to do this, they’re meant to push logs in wheelbarrows”

ivan-fyodorovich-k:

I wish to purchase goods and services without entering a blood covenant that entitles the provider to email and text me forever and also store a bunch of my personal data that they’re going to apologize for exposing in a breach in the next five to ten years

gummiehell:

swarnpert:

swarnpert:

*right clicks on you*

*views your properties*

tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot:

juicedoesthings:

anarchohannibalism:

this video sends me every time. the lip syncing. the source material. iconic

I reblogged this one time and someone else who reblogged it from me tagged it with #violence

queer-crusader:

Look I don’t wanna bitch but if your Tumblr fic takes longer to scroll past than the Do You Love The Colour Of The Sky post then it would be kinda appreciated if you put the majority of it under a Read More button

uss-edsall:

I have been going to the national archives about once or twice a season for the last two years, and there’s never once been a chair near this sign

superdz555:

bathroomcube:

now remember, “kink” is to “fetish” as “poisonous” is to “venomous”

*hands you a knife*

you know what to do. we’re all counting on you.

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