I was imagining "reverse creep radiohead" as a bit and now I can't stop thinking of "I wish you were special, I'm so fucking special" and laughing
This is funny and true, but I disagree with the passive voice used for his widow.
He got shot and his wife fucked everyone
Someone could do the funniest possible thing to Matt Walsh right now
Actually Matt Walsh's wife has a chance to do the TWO funniest possible things right now.