This is funny and true, but I disagree with the passive voice used for his widow.
He got shot and his wife fucked everyone
Someone could do the funniest possible thing to Matt Walsh right now
Actually Matt Walsh's wife has a chance to do the TWO funniest possible things right now.
feeding her stuffie must live on....
my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"
Too much movement makes your joints hurt and too little movement also makes your joints hurt. This would imply that there's an optimal amount of movement that allows your joints to not hurt. This is a lie.
every single school teacher should get paid $300,000 a year minimum and ICE agents should all die simultaneously in agony. this is my congressional budget plan