A menagerie of sorts.
Queer stuff, cute stuff, funny stuff, cheeky tags, absurdity, etc.
Trans folk joyfully embraced. 🤗
main is @matchinacrocus but this is my no holds barred account
30s cis gal and gay married, she/her ig (i just work here). all genders welcome
this is the adults’ table, and only images are tagged nsfw
lefty political stuff sometimes
i don’t believe in thoughtcrimes; i do believe in nunya
tags are for entertainment purposes only
anyway enjoy my magpie stash
this is genuinely breathtaking lmao
Yeah look the weird smut comments are totally out of pocket but I really can't get over "im more into dr.seus or self help books lol"
#do you think he's actually read dr. seuss or did he just hear "doctor" before an author's name and decide it sounded smart? (Via @shellys-apprentice)
Oh my god
Found the orginal thread and lost it at this
My mom just told me when was my age she got pregnant while she had two different fwb situations going on and didn’t know who the dad was so she went to the guys separately and said “I’ll pay for half the abortion if you pay half” and collected half the money from each guy . Her mind
Fetishizing nyc the same way people do japan
See this little tab? This is new York engineering at play. It keeps you from spilling hot drinks on yourself, meaning you can pull the tab open when you're ready to drink your cawf-ee (coffee). New York is living in 2050.
This is what New Yorkers are already doing
do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it
I also enjoy writing an entire paragraph, thinking "you know, I don't actually need to be involved in this conversation," and deleting it
Broke: Imma kick your ass
Woke: You are invited to join me on the
I didn't go all the way to Yorkshire for 72 notes
Official silly sign
I had a stupid idea
Fleetwood Mac
THATS A APPLE 2 YOU RUBE
Okay Happy?
Ahem that would be fleetwood iMac 😒
Fine
Are you satisfied
Fleetwood mintmac
Does the color fucking matter, I just went with the first image off Google images
That’s an imac still, put it on a Macintosh
Okay, are you done
Put it in the mac n cheese
Fleetwood Mac and Cheese
Fleetwood Scotish Play
