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On This Day in Schitt's Creek: January 18

2019

Keeping Busy [david/patrick, G, 1,511] by TayTay4936

They had never been apart this long. She should have known.

2020

I’m glad you decided to stay [david/patrick, G, 490] by @khughes830

100% inspired by the drawing by bleekay on Tumblr (pretty sure it’s posted here too). The caption: “David had a rough day? It’s better now though”. Companion piece for 6.02 The Incident.
Patrick, at the end, says he’s glad David decided to stay. How did they get there?

Let's Get Married [david/patrick, G, 859] by @tornadoamy

Patrick and David are getting ready for their wedding at Rosebud Motel. David panics. Patrick helps.
Y'all the fluff is real with this one.

Spill [david/patrick, E, 6,175] by @twwings

“Can I tell you something else embarrassing?”

Worries [johnny/moira, G, 1,512] by Monochromely

After the events of "The Hike," Moira sits Johnny down for a talk in the motel room.

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On This Day in Schitt's Creek: December 30

2019

Feels like I'm dreaming, but I'm not sleeping [david/patrick/ted, E, 6,047] by anonymous

Patrick has a fantasy; David makes it happen. Read the tags before you read the fic, y'all.

How a Heart Knows [david/patrick, E, 10,740] by bythelightofthenight

“Hey.” Patrick's smile was always genuine. He sat at their table with his sandwich and water, wearing his usual button-up.
It was a sight David looked forward to every day.
“Hi.” He took a seat and gingerly popped open his salad. Alexis had started packing lunches for him too. “I can't believe you watched You've Got Mail on a random Wednesday night. In so many ways incorrect.”
Patrick shrugged. “It was next on your list. I had time.”

I Hope You Know Somebody Loves You [david/patrick, NR, 38,401] by @madsworld15

David and Patrick have known each other since high school. However, David moved away for a while and Patrick ended up married with a kid.
Now, here they are 25 years after graduation and their lives have intersected once more in the craziest of ways, thanks to Patrick's teenage son - Ethan. Ethan is David's student and is determined to bring his art teacher and father together, even if it kills him. He just didn't think that would become a literal thing.
Or
What happens when your crush's son has a medical emergency that only you can solve?

It's a secret [david/patrick, G, 433] by @mickeysmyheart

1: “Close your eyes and shut up.” 40: “Please come with me.” 45: “It’s a secret.”

It's a Wonderful Life, David Rose [david/patrick, M, 8,289] by @stargatewars

It's a Wonderful Life AUDavid wishes that he was never born. His wish in granted but the outcome isn't what he expected.

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On This Day in Schitt's Creek: December 28

2019

...Or Whatever [david/patrick, T, 808] by @fraudulentzodiac

David still feels the need to clarify something after the whole sleepover misunderstanding is worked out.

As You Sleep [david/patrick, NR, 1,345] by Ontrose

When Patrick is badly injured in a car crash he must fight for his life, unconscious in a hospital bed.
He finds David in his sleep.

i'll give it to someone special [david/patrick, T, 2,351] by @theclaravoyant

David is putting up fairy lights when Stevie stumbles across a gift to him from Patrick. It's a mix CD, but it only has one song. What could it possibly mean?
An alternate coming out/love confession/first kiss for David x Patrick loosely in the vicinity of a slightly tweaked S3, inspired by a holiday prompt list.
Title from "Last Christmas" by Wham.

miss simone [david/patrick, G, 2,064] by @my-middle-name-is-awkward

“Shut up,” He murmured before leaning in and kissing Patrick. Patrick chuckled against his lips and David simply tightened his hold on him in response.
After a few moments, David realized they were swaying to the music as they kissed and he couldn’t help but pull away from Patrick with a laugh.

Patrick vs. The Kilt [david/patrick, E, 1,622] by DisgruntledPelican

“You know…” David continued, now peering lovingly at the top of his fiance’s head, “The benefit to a kilt is that you don’t actually have to take it off of me to get to what you want, Patrick.”
Without stopping his exploration, Patrick replied hastily, “When you wear shit like this, I take it as a personal challenge. We aren’t getting to that venue until this kilt is off and your dick is in my mouth.”

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On This Day in Schitt's Creek: December 27

2018

an inevitable occurrence [david/patrick, G, 647] by bytheseas

David knew running would end in disaster.

In Tea Leaves [david/patrick, M, 4,773] by @bi-leigh-bi

It isn’t just about the tea. Or wanting it to be perfect. It is about those things, but David might also be freaking out a little bit about what he just said to Patrick. Maybe he just needs to see that what he told Ted is true. Sometimes it does work out.

Not Just Yet [david/patrick, M, 2,549] by @bi-leigh-bi

Timing is everything. Now might not be the time to tell David how much he loves him, but he can certainly try to show him. Especially when they'd been separated for an entire week and Patrick has been out of his mind thinking he had lost David for good.

2019

Brighten Up My Darkest Nights [david & alexis, T, 1,517] by kt_rose28

Eyes still averted towards the ground, she sees two socked feet stop next to hers. His big toe knocks against her Louboutin.
“Do you want to talk about it?”
...
David moves out of the motel, and Alexis finds it a little more difficult than expected to say goodbye. A little blip in the midst of season six.

Happy Hanukkah, Patrick Rose [david/patrick, T, 2,533] by @schittposting

David comes up behind Patrick as he’s frying latkes and puts his arms around him. “I was wrong, the other day,” he says, low in Patrick’s ear. “This is the sexiest you’ve ever been.”
Patrick Brewer celebrates his first Hanukkah with the Roses.

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