pallas-prince

ALT

could you imagine if this was the first time he saw the benefactor

botanyshitposts

so many creatures putting SO much effort into putting ‘special’ fluids that TOTALLY aren’t water through every organ possible to clean them so they can use them again 2 seconds later. like why not simply sit on a damp substrate and pull water through your body by evaporating the extra out pores in your leaves lmaoooo

botanyshitposts

‘nooo nooo you don’t get it I need the big organ to run the fast firing nerves to run the machines that make the fluid go to work the big organ’. whatever chordate. lol

shaudo-of-a-doubt

troubleshooting time: arid area, low on damp substrate. what do?

botanyshitposts

good question! you could try closing your leaf pores for a while until more appears… sometimes you can also put more tubes down and feel around until you find some. water comes from the opposite direction of the sun unless it doesn’t ❤️ glad I could help!!

transcyberism

omg useless advice from privileged mfs from wet climates as usual... bet you don't even use CAM.

botanyshitposts

ok first of all i checked your profile and of COURSE its all meadows, say youre a grass who does C4 without saying youre a grass who does C4 100% speedrun challenge. sorry i wasnt blessed with a whole separate sheath of cells for increasing photosynthetic efficiency and nothing else but some of us actually have to adapt and deal with the VERY REAL AND SEVERE effects of photorespiration... literally imagine having 30 foot deep roots posting this. second of all 'plants in wet climates are privileged' you can literally live in water and use CAM??? isoetes erasure per usual on this website, neglected by an angiosperm monocot no less. why am i not surprised

elodieunderglass

Snorfle snarfle hnarf munch munch

dragon-in-a-fez

blank version, please make this the new infodumping meme

motherfucker-unlimited

This screencap is actually convincing me that the pokemon world might be hell to live in. Imagine if dog people who let their fugly beasts do whatever they want got access to 60kg dogs that will eat anything made out metal (and are immune to food poisoning) and would wreck any car that ran them over.

"Oh Bauxy isn't bothering anything" "Ma'am your Aron named Bauxite is eating a stop sign. Bauxy is gonna get someone killed."

motherfucker-unlimited

Imagine coming out of a convenience store only to see that your bike got eaten by an Aron who is now pissing hot solder on the tyres, all the while it's owner named Nickeal or some shit is just at his rotomphone watching KlingToks and not paying any attention.

ot3

the idea that art = good regardless of context is just so entrenched people don't realize they're skipping from A to C in these discussions. when i say "don't show me any fucking ads" they say "but that's art" and the thought that there might be some types of art that you can both understand as art and still unequivocally reject doesn't really occur at any point. there's plenty of stuff that is undeniably art, made by the hands of artists, with significant and noteworthy cultural impact that i still would snap my fingers and erase from history if possible. mount rushmore. nazi propaganda films. hazbin hotel. etc

emperornero

wayne hylics 1 pokemon team:

1. LUNATONE
   moveset:
   only knows explosion

sketiana

the two headed calf smoking twice as many marlboro red core packs as usual

derinthescarletpescatarian

In Rimworld my top surgeon just failed to give a guy a peg leg four times in a row. So that's how my day is going.

morelikegaymann

Well no shit they can't give a guy a peg leg that's not top surgery at all

kaity--did

We do not do elf of the shelf but our house does have borrowers. Penny knows that if she leaves a mess out at night the borrowers will take that as a sign that they can have it and take it into the walls to build their homes

This teaches her to out her stuff away at the end of the night or I chuck it out and also sometimes she wakes up and yells "HEY ELEVES I LEFT YOU SOME STUFF!" And it is hilarious

kaity--did

Penny: THE ELVES HAVE ONIONTIZED

My mom on FaceTime: ???

Me: I had to explain to Penny how the borrowers are part of the elf union and so they go to North Pole the last 3 weeks of the year so no one ever has to work too much over time and that's why they haven't taken mommy's wrapping paper or scissors or anything else I've left out... shes trying to explain the elf union to you.

Penny: THEY GET PAID EXTRA CAUSE OF THE ONION