Make women hairier in video games… she is running for her life she doesnt have time to shave
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To update this, the astronaut didn’t actually do it, she and her wife were getting a divorce and the wife plead guilty to lying to the feds about it
And framing your ex for a crime mid-divorce while they are actively in space is some Agatha Christie level shit
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I appreciate the sentiment but I don’t get all those “we made it to the longest night of the year! the light will start returning soon! it’s all uphill from here & we’re halfway there!” posts because like. Oct-Dec is the easier half of Winter. Jan-Apr is way harder. there’s no big holidays or decorations, everyone is kind of over the whole Cozy Hygge Sweaters & Cocoa vibe so they’re just tired & restless instead, and the whole thing is so drawn out & uneventful that it feels like it lasts 10x longer
the cold season Oct-Dec:
the cold season Jan-Apr:
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one of the most comforting constants on this website is when a long-running show comes to an end and all the people who gaslit themselves to the point of psychosis over a ship that would never be canon go apeshit
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My neighbors left this outside last week but frankly I don’t have time to become the protagonist of a horror audio drama right now.
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2026!!
LOG OFF AND SHOOT MY PHONE
LOOK AT CLOUDS AND BIRDS FROM WHEREVER I AM
GO ON LONG SLOW HIKES IN NEW PLACES AND TAKE PHOTOS OF TINY SHIT IN THE DIRT
MAKE ART THAT MAKES ME HAPPY
PEACE AND LOVE ON PLANET EARTH BUT ALSO KILLING AND MAIMING AND VIOLENCE WHERE APPROPRIATE
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what day is it
always fucking some day or another around here
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damn we got 2024 tomorrow
damn we got 2025 tomorrow
damn we got 2026 tomorrow
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MAY ALL YOUR OBSTACLES COLLAPSE IN THE YEAR TO COME LIKE UNTO A GIANT STRAW GOAT IN THE WIND
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i come from the 8tracks generation where you weren’t allowed to just dump three and a half twee indie folk/tswift records into a fanmix and call it done. on 8tracks you had 8+ handpicked songs in rigid chronological order and an accompanying mission statement and thesis defence detailing exactly why each one applied to your derek x stiles coffee shop au AND cover/track-list art hodgepodged from stolen pinterest/tumblr aesthetic photography, and all of this was done under constant threat of death because it was the DMCA wild west and the site was in a constant state of gradual collapse.
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