ivylaughed:

diosapate:

you can no longer choke the life from a planet and stuff its soul into a barbie doll body and keep her as your bodyguard for 200 years and then lock her in a freezer because your friends think she has bad vibes. because of woke

because of wake

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violetheart77:

ALT

that time of year again

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yenvengerberg:

#classic el explanation

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ritualday:

we’re getting closer to 2030 and what are we supposed to do then. that’s not a number for a year to be

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b4bych1st:

well… *pushes up glasses* i’m something of a fucking idiot myself 😏

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lionofchaeronea:

Wishing you a happy solstice (winter or summer, as the case may be). Unless you’re a flat earther, in which case, Happy Inexplicable Phenomenon!

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speedlimit15:

Night time is the best because you get to drink nightwater which has 10% bonus benefits and deliciousness when compares to daywater

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ushirominya:

last christmas man me a sand but the very next day man car door hook hand

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thisisforeddie:

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koloocheh:

forget about touching grass, i need to touch THE SEA I NEED TO GO INTO THE WATER I NEED TO DIVE INTO THE SEA!!!!!!!!!!!!

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geekysteven:

My dream job is to run a cozy little bookshop, but without worrying about having to succeed as a small business. So basically a money laundering front where I get to read

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zsnes:

Melanie Martinez wishes she was Grimes. Grimes wishes she was Bjork. Bjork wishes she was 2 inches tall so she could go inside the computer and have a big adventure

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youthincare:

people should be allowed to have low ambition, and also be able to feed a family on the salary of a cashier at a convenience store.

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