Humble Pie Enthusiast

It’s me, the one and only Will Wood

…Covers Guy.

✨I’m surprised at the lack of them, honestly

✨You can tell it’s me because of the cheese badges (is there cheese in the great beyond?), but I finally killed my evil twin so it’s probably just me here now

✨intro post last updated December 30th 2025

REAL QUICK PLEASE DO NOT ADD ME TO THOSE CHAINMAIL PINTEREST TAG GAMES. I love my mutuals dearly but having a million tag games in my drafts feels like overdue homework. I’m so sorry 😔

Send asks all you want though! Anyways.

You can call me Jules/Julian/julius/Juicebox/Juice/Saint/Jam, sorta anything in that region. Juicebox is my YouTube handle.

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Today is my toxic ex’s birthday but that doesn’t matter because

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DOLLY PARTON

The only country music I will willingly tolerate is her stuff

she needs to be the queen of something Dolly Parton my beloved

skelpiescool

dni-archive

it JUST KEEPS GOING jeez this person must be hard to get along with

citrusy-lemon-goodness asked:

I found a headless labubu in a parking lot so I named her Jehovah and took her home and gave her a bath

She's my baby and I'm gonna pamper her, how dare her original parent abandon her like that :[

It's a real one her foot says Popmart or whatever

Holy crap the first ethical labubu

citrus jam chaos

godsinstrument

Source: humanoidhistory

every miku is canon space saturn not my photo

hymen-restoration-project

addressing female pigs 🐖 like Yes Ha'am

finleyforevermore asked:

You are one of the most whimsical people I know ^w^ 🫶🏾💚💚💚💚

Glad to be of service, my friend!

Finley!! answered asks

I love drawing but why is my artstyle a spectrum between pencil realism and a horrible, unintentional copy of Potatolord’s old stuff (tw? Lingerie and twinks)

Anyways have some design bits for l'Orange (he’s everything I wish I was)

And Dr Frank n furter (aka my first and only so far drawing ever of Tim Curry) and also my drummer

All of these were drawn in church, unfortunately

saintjamboni artists on tumblr art doodles red colored pencil I love my whiteboys my oc Julius l'Orangeposting dr frank n furter

citrusy-lemon-goodness

citrusy-lemon-goodness asked:

Do you want to see Jimmy with short hair mayhaps

saintjamboni answered:

Sure

citrusy-lemon-goodness

okay

honestly does not help with the being a girl thing at all

also this is old (as in a week or so old)

Ever since I figured out that not everyone should have spaghetti/pinched hose necks Jimmy looks even more like a freak due to her uh, cosmetic difficulties.

Jimmy should probably not cut her hair honestly I just wanted to see what it would look like

saintjamboni

Awh she’s still pretty wdym she looks like a freak. I see no freak, just an androgynous queen ✨

However she does look better with long hair, ironic considering her inspo is a bald photobash

yes I wanna see manslaughter as water boy jimmymaxxing citrus jam chaos