random, fandom and gayer than ever

twilight is basically just “why go to therapy and work through your trauma when you could just be a traumatized vampire instead”

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collecting these

HOW could i forget this classic

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headphones aren't enough. i need the song to stab me in the chest

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Fernando Alonso + my way

Yes, there were times, I’m sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew
But through it all, when there was doubt
I ate it up and spit it out
I faced it all, and I stood
tall
An
d did it my way

awesome news, everyone!!

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I want to see a work of fiction that reverses the "vampires are snobby upper class, werewolves are brutish lower class" stereotypes

Consider a vampire's reliance on blood as a metaphor for living paycheck-to-paycheck and depending on the kindness of others to get by, and the desparation that can make one slip into taking.

Terry Pratchett "The Fifth Elephant" has the best example of aristocratic high-powered werewolves I've ever seen. Their Castle has no weaponry because they've never needed it, it's great!

does anybody want to see this baffling drawing i did when i was like 8 and i assume just learned what gay people were

what the fuck does this mean. the rest of this notebook is homestuck ocs

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You read Homestuck at 8??

no but i did look at the pretty pictures of the characters on pinterest and take "what god tier are you?" personality quizzes

OP, I regret to inform you that you seem to have been drawing a tumblr post in your childhood notebook

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How did you come across/join tumblr?

-Pinterest refugee

-Tumblr reddit posts refugee

-someone told me of it

-twitter/bluesky refugee

-secret fifth option

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lestappen making up +20 places up to 21 is INSANEE

if i had a dick i would love to have a disappointing orgasm in the shower while thinking of something or someone that i felt i should not be thinking about & then stand under the water with my forehead against a wall watching the proof of my guilt & shame go down the drain

The insight I get into the female mind thanks to this website is amazing.

not a female 👍

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pause everybody take notes. real trans ally

You should watch M*A*S*H! We've got characters such as

  • Drunk coquettish mpreg fan
  • Jessie team rocket
  • One punch pastor
  • ohio cross dresser
  • Guy who loves sinning
  • horse girl grandpa
  • Telepathetic teen
  • if 'gone fishin' was a person
  • Tim Robinson but worse
  • Gambling psychologist
  • 40 year old Draco Malfoy
  • and BJ Hunnicutt

every single school teacher should get paid $300,000 a year minimum and ICE agents should all die simultaneously in agony. this is my congressional budget plan

When I see the posts about Iranians being shot and killed for freedom get barely 100 notes, I feel like there is no nation lonelier than us.

this got 100+ notes, can we get it to 200+


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