Tales From Your Local Cryptid

Please read this post before sending me an ask/request

Here’s a quick summary of an important thing: 

  • Make sure you read my blog page Da Rules. I know its lengthy, but it’s thorough. 
  • When you have finished reading Da Rules, message me with the key word (if you read through, you’ll know!) 

**Important: Da Rules do not pop up on mobile. Even after checking the correct coding etc. I can’t get it to work. If you’re on mobile, just read through this post and we should be good 👍🏻💯. I strongly encourage you to read Da Rules when you’re on desktop. 

Here’s a summary of content I will write: 

  • I will write for any characters–canon or oc
  • I will write most themes and prompts
  • I will write ships
  • I will write gore and violence
  • I will write sexual content 

Here’s a summary of content I will not write: 

  • Whatever I am personally not comfortable with. 

As stated, I will write for any fandoms and characters. Even ones I am not familiar with, provided I am given enough information and/or I can seek it out myself

Here are a list of fandoms I participate in and have written for at one point or another: 

  • Resident Evil 
  • Death Stranding
  • Final Fantasy (XV, VII, VIII, X, X-2 & additional) 
  • Game of Thrones 
  • Hades
  • Horizon Zero Dawn 
  • Yu-Gi-Oh 
  • Cowboy Bebop 
  • Outlaw Star 
  • Supernatural 

Important tabs on my blog page:

  • Da Rules–(insert snape voice here) obviously 
  • Prompts–If you are not sure what to send in, or need writing inspiration go here. I archive many writing prompts and ideas here. 
  • Drabbles–I tag all requested work with #drabbles. If you want to comb through and find old works I’ve done check here. 

3 important things you should take away from Da Rules page: (if you decide to skip over..cause let’s face it, I think we’ve all done that before. We’re human.) 

  • If you are younger than 18+, I recommend you don’t interact with this blog as I am open to prompts that may be offensive, sexual and or disturbing to some individuals. I may also reblog offensive, sexual, and or disturbing content. I am not responsible for your consumption. Please be aware and enter at your own risk.
  • If the anon function is abused, I will turn it off until further notice. This sucks for folks who are shy, don’t want to comment on posts, or don’t feel comfortable with me/the public. Please be mindful.
  • I believe we curate our own individual experiences in our little corners of the internet. That unless we are directly hurting somebody, everyone should be allowed to cater to whatever passions they have on their blogs. If there is something I post that offends, makes you uncomfortable etc. simply unfollow or block me. 

Most of the time I will happily:

  • Answer personal questions.
  • Offer emotional support, encouragement and validation to people who need a place to vent or share–within reason (please do not use me as a therapy resource. I am in the mental health field and even I need space from it. I can provide you peer delivered resources, but that’s it). 
  • Share my personal opinion on something you want an opinion on. 
  • If you’re a writer, offer feedback and would be more than happy to read your work. Link me your AO3 or other projects!

Thanks for reading! If you cross the boundaries I’ve listed here, I will probably ignore you. If you do it repeatedly, I will block you.

If you understand the assignment, send me: Thylacine 💯

Let’s have some fun, and a good time!

fizzyrocks:

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peter englert, if you will

svicklidoodle:

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Higgs and who?🎀

musicrunsthroughmysoul:

thorin-is-a-cuddler:

We celebrate David Bowie, Freddie Mercury and Prince for their gender-nonconforming amazingness as we should, but let us not forget

Annie Lennox

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Grace Jones

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Sinead O‘Connor

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Dolores O‘Riordan

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Patti Smith

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Tracy Chapman

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Please add if you like, i do not own the photos

Big Mama Thornton (photo credit unknown)

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Joan Jett (photo credited to Brad Elterman)

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Pauline Black (photo credited to Ebet Roberts)

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Meshell Ndegeocello (photo credited to Raymond Boyd)

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Tanita Tikaram (photo credited to Bernard Weil)

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spicymotte:

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homunculus-argument:

The reason they make you do group project at school is as a preventative measure against falling into conspiracy theories as an adult. The vast majority of the population can and will come out of the experience with a much better understanding of just how goddamn impossible it is to make multiple people do what they were supposed to do, everything they were supposed to do, and nothing but what they were supposed to do. You can’t make five people do that, and yet billions of people are keeping this supposed machine rolling?

awkwardinnocent:

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist:

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist:

i’m begging you guys to start pirating shit from streaming platforms. there are so many websites where you can stream that shit for free, here’s a quick HOW TO:

1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online

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2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the “Complaint” links

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3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the ‘find’ function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don’t post its url on social media)

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4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you’re looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)

In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start recognizing the most dependable websites, and you can just bookmark those instead. (note: this is completely separate from torrenting, which is also a beautiful thing but requires different software and a vpn)

you can also download the media in question (look for a “download” button built into the video window, or use a browser extension such as Video DownloadHelper.)

if the “Complaint” links are not visible for you:

  • Option 1: try the DuckDuckGo search engine instead (bonus: dedicated to privacy! doesn’t track your data!)
  • Option 2: go directly to LumenDatabase.org (the website that collects the complaints–and therefore the removed links) and search for the title you want. look for results titled “DMCA (Copyright) Complaint to Google” featuring the media you’re looking for. Proceed to Step 3 (above).

personally, i’m a huge fan of r/FREEMEDIAHECKYEAH. they keep their links up to date and they also rank them, basically. they also have all kinds of little pages explaining how to safely pirate shit.

memories:

If there’s one thing I learned since I signed up on 6/2/10, 1:10:33 PM, it’s that #ao3 takes up too much of my time.