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Your music taste is so good Im shaking and I want to lick you Have sex with me Now

ONG we bringing transsexual back into use

let me slip into something more harder to get out of

*Valley Girl voice*: I must, like, not fear. Fear is literally the mind-killer. Like it’s basically the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will totally face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me, and? When it’s gone? I’m gonna like turn the inner eye to see its path! Where the fear has gone there will be literally nothing. Only I will remain.

take me to art museums and make out with me

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.

I’VE ONLY EVER SEEN THIS LEGENDARY POST IN SCREENSHOTS

that’s not even all of them.

I kinda just hang out in a dark room and drink milk for like 23 hours a day

did any otherkin vote for Hillary Clinton

Not I.

letd go eat parts of that guys car