charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

Sci-fi: Credits?

Fantasy: Gold pieces. Quests?

Sci-fi: Missions. Bounty hunters?

Fantasy: Sellswords. Magic?

Sci-fi: *sigh* Science.

Sci-fi: … Crystals?

Fantasy: Crystals!

Sci-fi: Crystals!

Both: ♪ Crystals! Crystals! Crystals! ♫

Fantasy: Princesses?

Sci-fi: Princesses! Ancient civilizations?

Fantasy: Ancient civilizations! Dashing rogues?

Sci-fi: Dashing rogues! Non-human people?

Fantasy: Non-human people! … Sexy non-human people?

Sci-fi: *wiggles eyebrows* Sexy non-human people.

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munchy-k:

munchy-k:

munchy-k:

ive always rly liked the idea of a member of a group of adventurers having what everyone assumes is very well trained hawk and then at the end of their journey its casually revealed that thats actually just his buddy whos a shapeshifter and just rly likes being a hawk

the guy also like thinks everyone knows bc he never tries to hide the fact that the hawk is a person but everyone assumes hes always just joking. like the others being like “damn its crazy how he knows exactly what you want him to do its like he knows english or something.” and the guy is just like “well yeah thats his first language so ofc he’s fluent??” and they all go “haha good one” and move on, leaving him confused

they just think hes a quirky guy that really loves his pet and says things like “the 9 of us” even tho there are clearly only 8 people! he just cares about the bird so much he counts it as a group member haha !

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shirecorn:

syberfire117:

shirecorn:

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dracophile:

xelayxes:

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dankmemeuniversity:

@matzahball

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

great poast every one👍

I have drawn him….
The High Geologist

Can’t believe he’s ace

He is now
And here’s the photo evidence:

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

Never forget he saw and loved it.

King. 🤍💜🖤

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paranormal-taters:

paranormal-taters:

“i feel besquintled”, said no one ever. because that’s not a word.

okay nevermind it IS a word now and this is exactly what it means.

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sodomite-son:

quick question! in which part of your life do you stop feeling like a scolded child? quick question! am i in trouble? quick question! you would tell me if im in trouble right? quick question! please don’t send me to my room quick question! please don’t be mad

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renee-niles:

josephbrassey:

Some myths that need debunking because they’re being pushed by bots and it’s making me angry:

1. “He’s gonna declare martial law!” Okay, so what then? This isn’t something you can enforce nationwide on a country of 350 million people with a military that has a combined force of less than 3 million people, including all support and logistics staff. That doesn’t equal half the population of Los Angeles. Y'all need to fucking stop acting like we’re approaching a mythical point where shit gets “serious.” We’re already there. People are already being disappeared.

Civilians are already being killed in the streets. We’re there. And you know what? They’re already getting near the limits of their ability to force compliance. ICE is dedicating a double digit percentage of their manpower to Minneapolis and they’re not controlling shit. People are pushing back. Your default response when the administration says “We will force you to do this” shouldn’t be “Oh no they’re gonna make us do this!” It should be “Fuck you. Make me.”

2. “Americans are doing nothing!” I did a post about this recently, but it bears revisiting: I don’t know where the hell you’re getting this, because everywhere that ICE or other arms of the federal enforcement apparatus go, they are being pushed back on, humiliated, driven out of neighborhoods, and shown the door. People are fighting back on a truly awe inspiring level. Stop assuming that “doing something” looks like an armed mass of civilians storming Washington and fighting the military in a pitched battle. This is movie bullshit. The world has not looked like that since the early 20th century. What you are seeing, right now, is what “doing something” looks like. Stop it stop it stop it. We ARE doing something, in vast numbers.

3. “He’s gonna cancel elections!” This one has been pushed by bots for the last year, and big name people have been picking it up, and it frustrates the hell out of me so I’m going to hold your hand and tell you bluntly: He. Cannot. Do. This. There is no mechanism. Elections are controlled by the states, and they decide when they happen. There is no federal mechanism for control of elections. What’s Trump gonna do? Post soldiers at every polling place in every swing state? Do you know how many polling places there are in every district? How much manpower this would require? He doesn’t have the people to do it. He doesn’t have the mechanical ability to do it. There are no tools to execute this plan. Is he gonna try to make elections unfair? You bet your ass, but our elections have never been fair. Voter suppression has always existed and will continue to exist until we fix it… but a blanket ban of elections or even some ability to make them not happen? Lol. He doesn’t have the manpower or the means.

But what if he did? Let’s game this out: Congress–or at least the House of Representatives–is not a perpetual body. At the end of 2026 the current congress ceases to exist, and the next one isn’t convened until the following year. Mike Johnson will cease to be Speaker at the end of the year and wont be Speaker again in ‘27 unless his party wins a sufficient majority to elect him. Remember if there are no elections then republicans will not have their seats in 2027. There will be no congress, and without congress, Trump does not have a mechanism for governance. I dunno about you, but those Republican reps like having their jobs, their staff, their salaries, and all the perks that come with office. They do not get those if there is no Congress. That is not something they want.

But he said he was gonna! And? So fucking what? He says a lot of things. He issued an executive order at the start of his second term ordering all school districts in the country to immediately cease teaching “DEI” whatever the hell that means. Do you know what most districts that weren’t actively kissing his ass said? “That’s nice. Make me.” And then he didn’t, because the states control their own education systems, not Trump. His words don’t have the force of law, and are limited by what he actually has levers of power to accomplish. We are **still having elections.** Several happened last week. The States decide this. Trump doesn’t.

The Midterms are gonna happen. They’re gonna matter and they’re gonna have consequences. And you all need to stop acting like he has power over things he doesn’t just because he says he does. That’s propaganda and you’re falling for it.

As with all things Authoritarian, when Trump says “I’m gonna force you to do this,” your response should be as I articulated above:

“Fuck you. Make me.”

I love you all. Be safe. Don’t comply in advance. Don’t give them power they don’t have just because they say they do.

I hope the author of this post knows how heartening this is to just hear someone say (er, type?) aloud. Just… Someone saying something necessary to be heard that puts heads back on shoulders straight and feet back down on the ground.

Sometimes, a realistic outcome is encouraging. This is one of those times.

phallo-boy:

hello dog girl i guess thank you for leaving this comment under a post i made about being a trans man pursuing phallo and worrying that queer/trans people will no longer affirm my trans identity and lived experiences and basically just see me as a failure of a woman and a man when they literally already do now that im pre op, i do think this isnt the time to tell me how you think my transition turned me into a rapist and a murderer and how i as a trans man need to absolve myself of other peoples trauma that ive actually experienced myself with absolutely no sympathy as a trans man, i think you should shut up

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curioscurio:

They sent a tiny jalapeño in the box at work yesterday which makes it a JALAPEQUEÑO

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