Broke: Imma kick your ass

Woke: You are invited to join me on the

I didn't go all the way to Yorkshire for 72 notes

more windows should be stained glass. Just in general

get a glass cutter, copper tape, and a soldering iron and be the change you want to see in the world

Oh you misunderstand. I have all that. Getting into making stained glass art and decorating my own house this way is what made me passionate about this opinion!

you have also misunderstood, replace random glass panes you see in the world with stained glass in the dead of night

Can’t deny this would be a fun and unique hobby!

get out there and stain their glass

the midnight glass stainer

you guys gotta stop deactivating your blogs cause you're making it harder for me to go back in a reblog chain to remove the annoying additions

I reblogged this specifically for the prev tag because it made me feel like I was having a stroke

Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

Wtf is a grungler

Youre fuxking kidding me Im being punked right??????

for OP's sake (because no one posted it yet), this word is a meme spawned from this tweet

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

It's not a cure but you have no idea how many times this image has helped me with my OCD

There's a stranger sleeping opposite to me on my train ride home. He was there when I got on, and as I sat down I asked him if this was his station. He said no, his station is only the third last one. I told him I can wake him up there, I'm going to the end of the line anyway so I have no problem keeping track of them for him.

So now my job for the time being and the duration of this train ride is to look out for this random guy and also make sure that nobody wakes him up before his station. This is my stranger now and I'm ready to fight another stranger to defend my stranger. This is my task and duty now.

we need more people like you

In my high school psychology class I read about a study where researchers induced this adoptive/altruistically territorial behavior (my terms lol) in random bystanders by going to the beach and asking the people near them to look after their umbrella or towel while they went for something. In one phase of the study, other researchers came into "steal" the stuff, and they sometimes got chased down the beach by the bystanders.

I conducted my own such experiment once by asking a group of women (I think they were a knitting group?) to watch my laptop for me while I went to the restroom in a cafe. They seemed very excited by the responsibility.

In short: Yeah, people will happily become guardians of other people or their stuff; some like OP will do it without asking, and some just need to be asked.

we should globally ban the introduction of more powerful computer hardware for 10-20 years, not as an AI safety thing (though we could frame it as that), but to force programmers to optimize their shit better

I reblogged this like 9 times kinda jokingly, but software should be able to run on older and less powerful hardware, and consume less power on newer hardware. Like, this is a real problem imo

I completely agree with this but I do need you to understand that the image above is 32 times the size of the lunar mission’s memory

This is what the image looked like compressed to 4 kb

Mob boss: I thought we told you not to bring any backup

Kinn: I didn’t

Mob boss: Then who's that behind you?

Kinn: Oh him? He's not backup. He's my trophy husband. I bring him along on dangerous negotiations so he can see how awesome I am

Porsche: *Waves from behind Kinn*

i drank two glasses of water and nothing happened

that was placebo water

guys i just heard a minecraft cave noise in real life

change your settings to peaceful it'll be ok

k hold on

where are my parents

Me: *agonizing over whether a semicolon goes here, what the proper dialogue should be there, other assorted rules and semantics*

Terry Pratchett: "!" said the stranger.

THAT'S ALLOWED?

Writing is for communication. Sir Terry knew very well that anything's allowed if it helps you communicate something effectively.

I would obey the Terry Pratchett Style Manual over any other MLA and Chicago can go ————— themselves.

I've been saying the people who act like shit to others for ship would never last in 2010

im imagining the world and it could use a little more crime

Sometimes I can still hear their voice

Breaking: TikTok is better bc it’s more hostile towards humanity

The lack of video content is what kept us here... I thought we all agree that the best feature of this hellhole was and always will be anonymity.

Tumblr's not asking for my phone number. It's not going through my contacts to try and connect me with my fucking colleagues. I can come here and talk about whatever I want without anyone ever seeing my face or hearing my voice. I don't have to censor myself and hide my interests or enthusiasm out of fear of consequences it might have in my real life.

I think the biggest misunderstanding they have of Tumblr is that they think of it as a social media platform when in actuality it's a blogging platform with social features.

I like the use of Metroman here because if there's one thing Tumblr users collectively agree on it's that we want everyone to think we're dead

😔

wish we were still on Tumblr instead of the void

Walks for your mental health!

Source post here

ahaha!! That's me!

9 year anniversary of Ragnar discovering snow

Cryptid owner cryptid dog