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  • kestrelsandcentipedes

    Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.

    • Dec 9 159,923 notes
    like I actually really enjoy my careerbut it would be nice to know I could take care of my mom without worrying about the future all the timeor that she might have more dignity as a disabled person on a universal income than what little ssd gives her
  • a-bowl-of-soup

    "i asked chat gpt-"

    well I asked the Glow Cloud (all hail) and it emitted a low whistleing and dropped a lizard on my head.

    • Dec 8 47,375 notes
    Anonymous said: 

    hi really sorry to bother you but i just want to let you know that you reblogged a post from another tumblr user

  • teaboot answered:

    I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me

    • Nov 20 55,975 notes

  • I know I’m not active enough in the Hazbin fandom on here to know what the common discourse is, but I keep seeing tiktoks that are mystified about what Lilith is doing. It seems pretty obvious to me that Heaven took her voice, right? That’s what the show (Vox specifically I think) says her power was, along with her ability to rally people. It explains why she hasn’t said a word when Lute tried to boss her around, why she hasn’t called Charlie or Lucifer back. She’s powerless to do anything because for some reason, she’s voiceless now. Probably her punishment for the uprising 7 years ago, when I think about it

    • Nov 17 10 notes
    either that or she’s agreed NOT to speak but with what little we know about her character that doesn’t seem rightturning a lot of hazbin thoughts in my head latelyhazbin hotel
  • southfarthing

    really wish I too was waking up in the house of elrond at ten o'clock in the morning on october the 24th. if you want to know

    • Oct 24 3,659 notes
  • safyresky

    A screenshot of tags from the activity tab that read "Bernard being a badass and protecting Elle. Or vice versa. It was the first thing that came to mind. They're at the back of my mind at all times >:]ALT

    @purple-jacket I SEE YOU AND WE ARE ON THE SAME BRAIN LENGTH, APPARENTLY, BECAUSE BLAMO! HAVE 3-4 ELLE AND BERNARD PROTECTING ONE ANOTHER IN VARIOUS STAGES OF PROTEC

    A scene from shittyelfwriter's fic, Rules of Engagement, in which Elle, looking like an elf, swathed in a large, fwooshy dress, is holding Bernard in her lap. He is unconscious, hat on the floor, and Elle is cradling his face just below his very human ear. The scene depicted is from chapter 26 of Rules of Engagement.ALT
    A scene from safyresky's fic Crystal Springs, Chapter 10: Bernard is holding his hat with one hand, the other hand is placed gently on Elle's head as he pulls her down, out of the way of a blast of snow and ice headed right for them. His eye is closed; Elle is ducking with him, shielding her face with one hand as the magical ice rushes right by them.ALT
    A scene from safyresky's fic Crystal Springs, Chapter 10: Elle has one arm out, stopping Bernard from moving forward; the other arm is bent at the elbow, hand up in the universal stop motion. Bernard peers out from behind her, eyebrow raised, intrigued as he listens to what Elle has to say about their friend Jacqueline's weird attack.ALT
    A scene from safyresky's fic Crystal Springs, Chapter 10: In which Bernard launches himself at Elle, hands around her chest, and teleports them both out of the way of oncoming icicles.ALT
    The continuation of the teleporting scene: Bernard and Elle have disappeared, magic still dissipating as icicles slice right through the space where they were a moment earlier.ALT

    We got: Elle holding B-Man after he blacks out when Elle gets her memories back in RoE Chapter 26, and then the other three are all from CS Chapter 10, "Storms": Elle pulling Bernard away from the ice Jacqueline is yeeting (though admittedly I switched it up and had B being the one pushing her to safety in the dood, lol, I just. Liked it better I guess idk :p), Elle stopping Bernard from approaching Jacqueline so he can see that she's trying to fight (and so he doesn't, you know, GET IMPALED by their wayward pal), and a wee TELEPORT AWAY FROM THE ICE bernelle bwahahahahah.

    (Admittedly, I had these guys sketched like five days ago, and spent way too much time admiring the lines lol. Was thinking of how to colour them and went and inked 'em last night and signed them, then went okay! I guess that means we're posting the sketches! I may go ahead and colour the top one, lol. To match this set Ana did AGES ago >:D)

    AND ALSO A SILLY ONESHOT INVOLVING PROTECTING BC MY ASS COULD NEVER BE SERIOUS FOR MORE THAN 5 SECONDS, APPARENTLY

    @shittyelfwriter COME GET YOUR KIDS! THEY'RE BEING CUTE!

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  • shittyelfwriter

    Oh look it’s only the cutest blurb of the kids of all time!! Thank you Dani for this delightful treat I’ll cherish it ALWAYS OMG. For those of you who have been perhaps hungering for any bits of these two, here’s a gem for you to enjoy too!

    • Sep 25 7 notes
    bernelle in the big 25 how blessed are weI have been SO offline as far as tumblr goes so I am again very sorry for the SUPER LATES!Jacqueline doing wtf ever she wants on bernelle property is in fact the most canon thing evershe will never stop nor be stopped and that’s just the way it is baybee!!safyreskygd I can’t remember my own tag for roe hold on I’ll go checkFOUND IT!! the tag isroethingsshould have known I would follow the KISS rule lol