• ethothey

  • they need to release ethoslab mob thats 3 apples tall and u can tame her and lead her and make her sit and give her a name tag and she follows u around. and most importantly she makes etho noises and when u hurt her she whines. and shes fully conscious of everything the whole time

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  • ethosprincess

  • am i cooking with sapphic ethubs.. but bdubs is red riding hood, and etho is the wolf…. 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

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  • philsmeatylegss

  • Imagine inviting your son’s boyfriend to sleepover at your home and you wake up and realize all the fucking clocks have no batteries

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  • vexcraft

  • never get into a space-related argument with cub bc if he knows he's right he's gonna start acting like this

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    this whole thing is pretty funny so go here if you want to read

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  • sent by Anonymous

    Y/N HOWELL!!1! CORRECT!

  • answered by ahappydnp

    Dan be like:

    I woke up and straightened my perfectly swooped fringe, when suddenly my phone rang. It was my personal friend Pete Wentz. He’s calling about a joke we did for my Sony Award winning radio show.

    Just then, I get a notification. Gerard Way tweeted me to say I’m awesome! This has to be the best day since I slathered honey all over a naked charlieissocoollike!

    Then my best friend and soulmate, AmazingPhil, walks in the room to congratulate me on having the #1 song on itunes. I beat out Kanye!

    We high five about also being #1 NYT best selling authors and then rehearse for our sold out world tour.

    I pick out an outfit from my wardrobe of designer clothes, many of which I got for free because I’m rich and famous. I decide just a hoodie because I’m ~not like other girls~. Clearly, I know what I’m doing since I won Sugarscape magazine’s Hottest Lad 2012!

    I record a video for my YouTube channel (I have over 6 million subscribers!) where I talk about the Disney movie I was in winning an Oscar.

    After a fancy takeaway dinner, me and Phil plan our next holiday. We’re thinking Japan again. I look on rightmove for houses because we can now afford buying in central London, but none of them speak to me. Maybe we’ll just build one from scratch so it can be perfect and aesthetic. I mean I am a millionaire so why not.

    I go to bed and dream about how I am immune to aging and will still look bright and young even when I’m thirty.

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