Title Text: “your catfish friend” by Richard Brautigan
I have other blogs. It’s pretty easy to figure out who it is if I reblog from you. I’m just annoying.
I enjoy dichotomies, false dichotomies, comparisons & oxymorons. Most of my tags run double duty.
Anyways! Enjoy scrolling and remember to hydrate or diedrate :^]
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British Pub Sign
The 3/4″ x 1/8″ Threaded Hex Bushing, Norwich
*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this
Holy shit guys I just duck duck went Moby Dick and THE LOGO TURNED INTO AN UNHOLY HYBRID BETWEEN A DUCK AND A WHITE WHALE????
I can't get over DuckDuckWent as a past tense of using duckduckgo as a verb. Like yes youre right BUT
Hi do you still like me
you're cool. no sunfish but you're chill
How could I ever stack up to the largest boney fish in the world....
yes my tits are amazing but can they compare to the glorious dorsal fins of the mighty Mola Mola
you have nowhere near the amount of parasites that a mola mola has, and that’s gotta count in your favor
I think that works against me, I can't support nearly as diverse a community of my peers
ALTDid someone say filet of fish? Well, we didn't, because this critter is actually the red triangle slug (Triboniophorus graeffei)! This Australian inhabitant lives in forests and woodlands, where it might be spotted on the bark of a eucalyptus tree feeding on microscopic algae. Its namesake red triangle is where you’ll find its breathing pore. Hungry predators might want to reconsider taking a bite out of this slug because it has a unique and effective defense mechanism. When in danger, it can “superglue” foes to a surface by emitting a sticky mucus! This sticky substance can stop threats in their tracks, so please… just order takeout.
Photo: Justin Cappadonna, CC0 1.0, iNaturalist
Hm. So apparently people with epilepsy can learn to sense when they have a seizure coming. I wonder if you could use that as a plot device thing in a story somewhere.
Like there's some big-ass Great Public Council Meeting about some important politicial issue, Roman Senate style, and there's two opposing sides about the issue, but also a big chunk of undecided people who could be persuaded to vote either way. And there's someone in attendance, who hasn't spoken out loud about the issue anywhere but sides strongly with one of the options. And just when the dispute is about to swing to the wrong direction, they sense a seizure about to happen, and it's too late for them to try to get out of there or really even warn anyone.
So instead they just stand up, boldly announce, "I, for one, am sure that [option they do not want] cannot fail! If I am wrong, let the Gods smite me right where I stand!" and then the fucking seizure hits.
I used to get really bad nose bleeds but sometimes could feel when they were starting. One day in middle school this guy in geography class wouldn’t shut the fuck up about that conspiracy theory that Delaware doesn’t exist, so when I felt one coming on I loudly interrupted the rant our teacher was inexplicably allowing to derail the class by saying “if you don’t stop I’m gonna have an aneurism!” The guy of course just kept going so a second later a small torrent of blood gushed out of my head and, being a dramatic bitch, I collapsed face down onto my desk into a nice little puddle of blood. Anyway apparently outside of intense Roman Senate-esque debates, these stunts apparently induce panic attacks in educators and end up with you getting lectured about how traumatizing it is for your classmates when you “fake your death for dramatic effect”
I believe this falls into the "I don't think people should be punished for objectively funny crimes" category.
I made my own protein shake mix with pea protein and powdered coffee creamer and I would describe the taste as green.
What was the flavor on a scale of Lime green to Phthalo green
Final day!
My Etsy 20% off sale ends tonight, January 15 PT!
Etsyショップの20% オフセールは本日1月16日（木）17時まで！
