tarot reader: draws the tower
me: thats bad isnt it
tarot reader: draws the tower again
me: uh oh
tarot reader: draws boeing 767

The stages of Cat Friendship are thusly

• Desperately trying to earn its trust, which involves a lot of pretending not to care
• Bothering the beast

grab somebody nuanced tell em perhaps

"came back wrong" but it's from work

i met a man named naples six foot four, and full of staples

At the crossroads, don’t turn left

i'm aware that the introvert website might but the wrong audience BUT please tell me your default karaoke song in the tags (for bonus points also tell me the song you WISH you could sing at karaoke but it's too obscure for the karaoke booths to have)

^ embroidered a net onto the front pocket of these overalls

^ shrimp in there

can you please sheathe your sword at the fucking dinner table

OP: Some Chinese videos that went viral from douyin to tiktok LOL

many people sharing the writing post today... hard to keep up with..... know my universal advice:

• if it sucks you should still write it
• if it'll be unfinished you should still write it
• if you never share it you should still write it
• if it's not a linear fiction adventure you should still write it
• if you will have fun writing it you should write it :)