tarot reader: draws the tower
me: thats bad isnt it
tarot reader: draws the tower again
me: uh oh
tarot reader: draws boeing 767
men at work “down under” first draft
i met a man named naples six foot four, and full of staples
i'm aware that the introvert website might but the wrong audience BUT please tell me your default karaoke song in the tags (for bonus points also tell me the song you WISH you could sing at karaoke but it's too obscure for the karaoke booths to have)
“Of course we’re in love, that’s why i tried to shoot you” “if you really loved me you wouldn’t have missed” is such a raw ass line you would think it comes from Goncharov (1973) and you would be right
whenever you take too much time to write something know it is because stephen king has been stealing your life force
U dont understand i had to write the first 70,000 words because if i didnt the sex wouldnt be as perilous or emotionally fraught. Which is the POINT.
do me a favor and plz reblog with your five most recently used non-face, non-hand, non-heart emojis
shout out to the little monk in each of my cells that transcribes my DNA by candle light

