Well, I wrote a long one this time. And felt a bit shy while writing it… But anyway, I really meant it.

*translated by DeepL and vetted by me.

——Something they should never talk about——

Vegeta: “My back is tingling… I swear, there’s a bastard watching us. Did you notice?The probe I just smashed is gone.“

Javik: "Nothing escapes my eyes, that device dissolved into thin air right before me.”

Vegeta leaped to where the probe had been, he stomped on nothing, no sound of breaking. The Saiyan furrowed his brows and slowly walked back.

“"Do you remember how you got here?” he shouted at the Prothean.

Javik shook his head: “No. And I know you don’t either.”

“I can never stand the sensing abilities of that four-eyed bug…” Vegeta muttered as he approached the Prothean. “Forget it, regardless of your lack of alertness, whoever can transfer me to this hellhole without my consciousness must be tough to handle.”

Javik nodded, “Yes. This room is very odd, I can only sense biomass from both of us, if someone is watching us, it is not organic.”

He said as he casually touched the wall, his body suddenly stiffening. After a while, he let go of his hand and turned his head to staring at Vegeta with all four eyes.

“Saiyan, have you ever wondered that maybe our world is not real?” he asked in a strange tone.

-

The topic changed so abruptly. Vegeta glared at the Prothean.

“‘Fairytale World’, 'Wish Machine’, you remember them."  Javik explained: "As I mentioned before, our respective worlds have many illogicalities.”

Vegeta frowned, “Ah–yes, you said that, I didn’t care then and I don’t care now.Fairy tale so what, unreasonable so what? By that assumption, aren’t we bullshit, too?”

The Prothean said word by word, rigidly, “If our world is a fabricated lie, then we ourselves may be made up, 'characters.’”

-

Bang! The Saiyan suddenly kicked the wall hard. The wall made a thud, but it was intact.

“Is it that damn wall that told you, right? Told you that we could be ‘characters’ farted out by some idiot? My past, my race, my experiences all arranged by someone’s brain twitch? Fuck that!”

He cursed, then burst into laughter, his hand in the shape of a gun pointing at the ceiling. “Then the esteemed 'creator’ above my head must want to have a taste of what a real garlic gun is!”

Javik watched him coldly. “You know you can’t do that.”

Vegeta’s hair colour changed back to black, he spat hard at the wall. The contaminated wall quickly returned to its original smooth appearance, as if nothing had happened. He looked to Javik.

“You’re very calm, aren’t you, triangular-headed sensor bug, you’re not much better yourself, are you? This assumption is so ridiculous. But you can accept it!”

“I haven’t found any evidence to disprove it, so it might be part of the truth. Getting angry is pointless.” Javik blinked, “By its logic, everyone in our world should be 'characters’ too, so why are we the ones stuck here?”

Vegeta crossed his arms: “Hell knows. If this is an arena, I can understand a little. A lot of people are interested in who is the strongest in the multiverse, I remember when someone locked me and this Kryptonian named Superman in a room to have a fight, it was a tough one!”

“But whoever trapped us here wants peace.” Javik interjected. The 'multiverse’ itself provided more arguments for that hypothesis. But he didn’t want to remind Vegeta.

“Ah, yes. He also wants us to keep talking. Then this thing will move.” Vegeta shot a beam at the clock on the wall. It didn’t even move. This made the Saiyan angry. He flew up and tried to take the clock or destroy it: “Damn, this thing is embedded in the wall!”

Javik watched the Saiyan doing useless work. In silence, the clock stopped moving again. Its scale was actually quite awkward. The number of hands did not match the concept of either his or the Saiyan’s world. Why hadn’t either of them noticed it at first? What is the meaning of the movement of the clock?

“If we talk long enough, maybe we can make something happen in this room.” He repeated his first guess.

“No.”

The Saiyan landed in front of him.

“You can sense it, right? I’m pretty pissed off very now.” The ki, wrapped around Vegeta’s body, had become visible to the naked eye, 'A room that thinks it can trap me, a pile of rules that thinks it can bind me, and a damned wall that can make me subconsciously believe everything it says’. He announced loudly, “No more! I’m done with it! I’m going to blow the hell out of this room! There will be a price for the imprisonment of a Saiyan in a cage!”

The Saiyan flew away.

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Vegeta:“ Your world is so weak, no fighting power, no chi, no blasts of energy. Your people are so weak and your enemies are not strong.”

Javik: “In my opinion your world is too unrealistic… but then again my world and your world are pretty much the same.”

Vegeta: “Heh, you have so often mocked the Dragon Balls in my world as a kind of wishing machine, but you are actually starting to doubt your own world.”

Javik uses his bio-energy to gather the broken pieces of Vegeta’s explosion into a small pile.

Javik: “I can’t help but think that, although not as drastically as you, my ability does indeed violate the conservation of mass energy. So either I have to question whether the conservation of mass energy is wrong, or I have to assume that the energy for bioenergy comes from somewhere else.”

Vegeta grunted: “A wishing machine from your world?”

Javik:“ I don’t know, the Prothean scientists should have an explanation for this, but I’m just a soldier. Without the Mass Effect Field, the Reapers wouldn’t have been able to decapitate our leader, we may have developed slowly, but we wouldn’t have collapsed so quickly.”

Vegeta: Your race has been tenacious. And without Mass Effect, you Protheans might not have had a chance to evolve. There have probably been tens of thousands of cycles before you.

Javik looks at the clock and asks, “Is that what this wall says? ”

Then he closes his eyes and says quietly, “All we know is that there were ancestors before us, the Inusaurus, it turns out that they too were destroyed by the Reapers. ”

Vegeta: “This ‘Reaper’ that can make your empire that unified the galaxy not even know it exists …… It looks like they handled the aftermath with a handful of thoroughness and care”.

Javik: “But they left something out, so I became the last voice of the Protheans …… Too bad I’m the only one left.

He sighed, "I still sometimes imagine that if I could have woken up earlier, and if there were still some of my people left, maybe there’s still a chance that we Protheans could have turned the tide.”

Vegeta: “Don’t you think the races in this cycle have that possibility as well?”

Javik shakes his head: “it’s so much worse …… Fifty thousand years have passed and they haven’t even evolved well. Low tech, miscommunicating, passive and full of pointless hope, just because they haven’t seen hell yet. Hmmm, although this Normandy commander has managed to delay the harvest, twice.”

He pauses for a moment.

Javik:“ I can’t say that the cycle is entirely without the possibility of victory.”

Vegeta looked at the clock on the wall, the second hand kept turning but the hour hand was still.

Vegeta: “Now I do want to help you a little bit, if I can get to your world, remember to show me the leader of this 'Reaper’.”

Javik nodded slightly.

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Vegeta: …… My people… cannot simply be called barbaric. Our culture is one of war, and we select our talents on the basis of battle, but we are also aware of the importance of technology. It is not only the technology that we conquer and plunder, but also the scientists and technicians of the other races. They are treated well in our clan as well.

Javik: Your social model is also sustainable, and as the strong, it’s perfectly normal to take technology and talent from the weak. It’s just the frequency and extent that should be noted. Your race got wiped out because you and Freeza have a disparity in power.

Vegeta: Yes …… Back then, all of us together couldn’t match his fighting power alone. He could blow up our home planet with the snap of a finger ……

Javik: That’s why you were enslaved by him and died at his hands. It’s part of natural selection that the strong can ravage the weak as they please.

Vegeta: We are the strongest sword in his hands. He only did this foolish thing because he heard the legend of this Super Saiyan and was afraid that if we resisted, he would be defeated.

Javik glanced at him: “Every Emperor fears an army revolt, and your fault was primarily that your race was built too solidly for him to hold. And indeed, the legend is true, Freeza had no problem making that decision at the time. Revealing his animosity towards you was his only mistake.

Vegeta: Or what? Are you saying that he could make other races turn against us? That’s not possible, we Saiyans were the second most powerful in the universe. There’s no way he could hide behind the curtain, he had to take care of us himself.

Javik: …… Stupidity. Look at this cycle of the Krogan. While no race can defeat them, they invented the genophage and worked together to solve the problem, cutting off the future of the race from this path of procreation. Although, in my way, it would probably be less trouble. I’d detonate the bombs I’ve planted on their planet, or create a meteor strike and orchestrate an ‘unforeseen’ planetary catastrophe to solve the race.

Vegeta: …… What’s your point?

Javik: Freeza had the means to defeat you whenever he wanted. You could either sneakily evolve until you were far stronger than him. Or you could honestly hand over your soft underbelly to him and let him take it as he pleases. But as far as his level of caution and your lore …… are concerned, he will definitely choose to take action against you, it is inevitable.

Vegeta: ‘The extinction of my race is inevitable.’Is this your way to …… to make me feel better? Wasn’t the fate of your people the same?

Javik: The Reapers and my people should be at an even greater disadvantage than the situation on your side, and since we still don’t know the motives for their actions, we have no choice but to confront them. It’s upsetting, but it’s a fact that proves strength above all is the natural truth: we were weak, so we dead.

Vegeta: But you still fight.

Javik: Being the underdog doesn’t mean being at the mercy of others, every prey fights back. Aren’t you the same?

Vegeta: I know how to judge a situation …… and I have endured it for a long time.

Javik: Yes, and I envy the fact that you still had a chance to fight back.

Vegeta: You woke up at a bad time.

Javik: Yeah…… but I’m still the Avatar of Vengeance.

Vegeta: Even if you know you’re throwing straws against the wind.

Javik: Until the very end.

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Vegeta: “…So that’s what happened? You and your Commander were invited to a VID that was supposed to boost galactic morale, only to find out it was just a guest appearance on a stupid TV show that brags about itself?”

Javik: “You could say that.”

Vegeta: “So you blew away the actor playing the outlaw, then left with your Commander and that was the end?”

Javik nods.

Vegeta frowns and says: “Your race and your Commander are so offended. You didn’t at least consider retaliating against them, and instead you went along with their show? If I were you, depending on the severity, I’d choose between blowing up that stupid Jellyfish, blowing up that fxxking director, both, or blowing up the whole studio into space.”

A cold smile appears at the corner of Javik’s mouth, but he quickly pulls it back. He clasps his hands to his chest and says,“I would also like to throw that jellyfish out the airlock. Unfortunately, it is not my cycle, caution is required.“

Vegeta stares at Javik, "You’re too patient, I’ll do it next time”.

My two favourite characters in my head have a chat again

Vegeta: If you could turn into a Super-Saiyan, well… a Super-Prothean, oh, then those grim reapers of your stupid world, I bet you could take one out with one punch!

Javik: Stop daydreaming.

Me: Good idea! (begins to draw)

[SUPER SAIYAN PROTHEAN!!]

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