More plushied Big Shot Spamton, if you please
Here’s the cuteness aggression Tenna wasn’t able to partake in due to the gravity of the original comic lmao
I asked my friend how he’d do cuteness aggression for his blorbo and he said “Beat them to death.”
No Spamtons were harmed in the making of this comic. I think he’s too plush and soft so the bam bam bam just feels like hitting a pillow to them both
I was so invested in the rtvs stream last weekend that last night I had a stream dream
It was like, Wayne was selling ladders as merch and he was all "if you wanna cop an EXCLUSIVE rtvs ladder, head over to LADDERS4YOU.COM and buy a LADDER. also if you want a WINDOW to go with your LADDER, head on over to Baaulp's garden where he will sell you WINDOW SEEDS to plant your VERY OWN PERSONAL WINDOW. You can even put a LADDER on your WINDOW" and he put a ladder on his window and all the windows broke and he got in so much trouble from it that everyone in chat got arrested
Same version as this vid but with VHS sounding audio distortion to match the VHS quality footage📼
*chef's kiss*
(Rather then take down the first version I'll just link them to each other for those who don't care for that VHS hiss)
Messy and Complicated - Atrial/PlanitB Mix
Simply Mad About the Mouse: "Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah" - Ric Ocasek
Simple And Clean(Do No Harm/Atrial Mix)
Kingdom Hearts Orchestra: First Breath "Welcome to Wonderland"
hey did wayne ever follow through on this promise. i guess to be fair we wouldn't know if he did because he could have spent the day going grocery shopping and taking care of his dog because those are also things gay people do.
🪁 For this fight, instead of snapping strings on Spamton’s back, the team will have to snap the strings and various cords connecting him to the portrait. In the end of the fight, the glass floor will shatter and Spamton will fall through. The squad will afterwards go and have their serious “nothing more than a simple puppet” talk with him, where Spamton will offer to be their strength and join them as the Dealmaker glasses.
🛝 Later, upon returning to the birthday party where Tenna waits, Spamton will hop out, finally independent (although legless), and they’ll have their ch3 Spamtenna confrontation scene, upon which Tenna will have no earthly clue how to react and will douse him with whipped cream.
for the toybox AU, what if sneo was defeated with violence (where he would turn into a puppetscarf / strings arent cut, hes damaged to death), but tenna was repaired? would tenna be missing spam? any scenarios where the puppetscarf (or the toybox version of it) would be shown to tenna post-cleave?
Imagine hitting that poor man with the mangled strings, cords, and pieces of his ripped apart mailman. If Kris came to the Tenna boss fight with the Puppetscarf on, I think it’d just ruin the entire fight. Like Queen in Weird Route, Noelle is gone, so she just doesn’t do the end of the chapter. She just…leaves.
I think seeing the Puppetscarf, a betrayal kill by all means, Tenna would become despondent, unable to carry on with his fun and games any longer. He’d let the team pass by to close the fountain, and without any big final hoorah, he’d get cleaved.
Is it bad that the phrase ‘eating your vegetables’ to describe reading F/F and consuming woman-centric media rubs me the wrong way? I feel like it frames doing so as some unpleasant obligation or piece of homework.

i think its pretty sensible to be bothered by the fact that a lot of peoples only reason for paying attention to stories about women is to (unsuccessfully) dodge the misogyny allegations yeah.
I cannot stop thinking about this clip from the Joseph Anderson Umineko streams I can't believe it's the reason I'm obsessed with the series again
As someone who has been on the Internet longer than many of you have been alive, I cannot emphasise enough what a good idea it is to block fools, bores, and drama-starters ON SIGHT. That means, on the FIRST sight. See the take, do not wait.
You are not a court of law. You are not required to hear them out, argue, nor give them a second chance. Block them. Nothing bad will happen to them without you! It's fine! Goodbye forever! Prevention is better than cure.
My fellow aunties will be with me on this.
Block without remorse and skip away knowing freedom and peace
xxscrabiesxx-deactivated2025062hey folks if you have an android phone: google shadow installed malware.
I had to go and delete it myself this morning.
So turns out the US are setting babies up for a lifetime of illness and increased likelihood of liver cancer in Guinea Bissau in the name of “research”
7000 newborns will be denied the neoneatal HepB vaccine until 6 weeks to ‘prove’ that the HepB vaccine is linked to neurodevelopmental disability on the directions of the Department of Health vis RFK Jr and in collaboration with researchers in Denmark, despite the fact that the vaccine’s efficacy rate and best protection is when administered to newborns, and the total lack of correlation between vaccination and neurodevelopmental disabilities.
Guinea Bissau has some of the highest rates of HepB on the continent, and infants are the group at the highest risk of contracting HepB, leading to chronic hepatitis & long term hepatic diseases like cirrhosis and liver failure as well as increased chance of liver cancer.
The study can’t be carried out in the US or Denmark because it fails almost every benchmark for medical ethics — surprising absolutely nobody, it is in fact heinously unethical to expose babies to preventable disease that causes liver failure and liver cancer, but the “study” has been green lit in Guinea.
Fuck the US imperial project in Africa, fuck RFK Jr and the US Department of Health, and fuck every single collaborative researcher in Denmark. This is some nightmare Tuskegee Study shit and every single individual involved deserves to be in The Hague.