squigglebug:

squigglebug:

I know this has been said so many times in so many words but it is never any less infuriating that we never seem to have basic social services money but we always have fucking war crime money

fucking evergreen post I guess

tamamita:

If you ever feel useless, remember the UN is concerned about this situation

iced-coffee-chronicles:

can someone recommend some beginner normal behaviors for someone looking to become normal

thememedaddy:

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greelin:

in case you needed to hear it today:

  • it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re changing lanes
  • it’s okay to use your turn signal when you’re taking an exit
  • it’s okay to use your turn signal when you plan on turning (can even be done sooner than 2 seconds before you’re about to turn)
  • you have a turn signal. in your vehicle. two of them in fact.
  • you are so brave and beautiful and smart and can do it. using your turn signal

charl0ttan:

charl0ttan:

charl0ttan:

does anyone know how to respond when people text you

social energy life hacks

talking with my friends who i love strategy & guide

spale-vosver:

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hooved:

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we’re fucked

openingadoor:

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herpsandbirds:

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Solomons Small-eyed Snake (Loveridgelaps elapoides), family Elapidae, endemic to the Solomon Islands in the South Pacific

Venomous.

  • This species is not well documented, and few photos exist.
  • Feeds mainly on small reptiles and amphibians.

photographs by Guillaume Tessereau

dragongirlsnout:

dragongirlsnout:

When you drink a minuscule amount of alcohol and still get absolutely wasted: Night of the Hog

When you drink a ton and yet feel nothing out of the ordinary: Night of the Wolf

I reference this literally every time I’m at a bar because I somewhat convinced I saw it in a tumblr post somewhere but I have been informed that this is not in fact a known tumblr post in circulation and I was shown a prophetic vision at some point leading me to form the dichotomy from first principals

satan-offical:

Me: can I have a turn on the hedge now?

Hedgehog: no

dogpuppy:

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bernard-jackson:

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ishowdespair:

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