Two part post
Where do you keep your left hand while driving?
12 o'clock
1 o'clock
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Where do you keep your right hand while driving?
12 o'clock
1 o'clock
2 o'clock
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See ResultsZeno's Paradox: ½ + ¼ + ⅛ ...
I've tried making this poll 4 times, but it keeps failing because nobody understood what I was asking. I'm NOT asking for the sum of the infinite series. I know it equals 1. What I AM asking is for everyone to vote so the first option gets ½, the second option gets ¼, the third gets ⅛, and so on. 50%, 25%, 12.5%, 6.25%, 3.125%, etc. Tumblr polls round to the nearest integer, so it'll actually end up being 50, 25, 13, 6, 3, etc. Coordinate in the tags. Fifth time's the charm. Let's do this.
50%
25%
12.5% (13%)
6.25% (6%)
3.125% (3%)
1.5625 (2%)
0.78125% (1%)
... (0%)
See ResultsThe "..." represents the rest of the infinite series. In this case, it would add up to another 0.78125%, but each element is supposed to be half of the one that came before it, so after 0.78125% comes 0.390625%, which rounds down to 0%. I want to see if it's possible to get a perfect Zeno's Paradox, half plus a quarter plus an eighth plus a sixteenth plus a thirty-second plus a sixty-fourth plus a one-hundred-twenty-eighth, and so on. This is one of those poll games like trying to make every option even, or trying to make stairs, or trying to split it 69-31. Try to make it 50-25-13-6-3-2-1-0.
Yeah, no, I don’t think this poll is salvageable. 0% already has 8%, something like 75 or 80 votes. The only way for that to round down to 0 now is if the whole poll got 15,000 or 16,000 votes, which doesn’t seem feasible unless is really kicks off tomorrow.
Who would win in an ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny?
Godzilla
Batman
Shaquille O'Neal
Aaron Carter
Abraham Lincoln (zombie)
Optimus Prime
Jackie Chan
Indiana Jones
One (1) Care Bear
other
See ResultsI can edit polls that are submitted to me, but I can’t make them myself. I feel like a Dickensian urchin, “please guvna, can you spare a poll fer little ole me?” I am reliant on the generosity of others if I wish to poll…
Did this loser really think he was gonna win this poll? I mean, it’s meaningless, he’s not going to abide by it, he’ll probably ban the 5+ million people who voted against him because he doesn’t care about twitter or its users, but this really is just the most embarrassing way he could have done it.
Poll
If there were two more suits in a deck of cards, would they be black and red, or a new third color?
6 suits in a deck of cards
- 3 Black suits and 3 red suits
- OR
- 2 black suits, 2 red suits, and 2 other suits
- If so, what color? Green? Blue? Yellow?
I do not put any faith in political polls; they are less than useless. It’s like some 18th century dirt farmer trying to predict the weather based on how his bones itch; it’s art, not science. Do not grow complacent, no matter how far ahead Biden seems, by September/October, the race will tighten and every pollster who is so confident right now will be saying “it’s too close to call, it’s anyone’s race.” Please, for the love of God, VOTE in November. We need 2008 numbers, nearly 60% turnout, a massive Blue Wave that we need to take advantage of this time! This 4-year shit show has to end!
This was absolutely a false flag attack. Trump and his team staged it. He had a squib behind his ear and he smacked it to set it off. It stopped bleeding immediately and he kept poking his head out of his secret service detail to mug for the camera and pump his fist for his supporters. If this were a real attack, they would have kept his head down the entire time, but they let him walk with his face out in the open for the photos.
The “bullet” grazed his ear but didn’t hit anyone or anything behind him? Sure. This was a photo op. This was staged to stir people up ahead of the RNC and boost his poll numbers. How convenient that he was “injured” in the most photogenic way.
Now we get to watch England tear itself apart as it has to grapple with either finally becoming a proper Republic like the rest of us, or enduring the utter humiliation that is the very words “King Charles”
Someone grab the popcorn!
Labour doesn’t have the balls to try anything and the Tories will milk this shit for all it’s worth because their poll numbers are deeper in the ground than Lizzy’s corpse, so the only hope will come from Scotland and Ireland. If they hop ship, the K in UK is over. If they don’t, be prepared to hear a lot of “Long live Charles III,” because if the monarchy doesn’t die with him it certainly won’t die under William V (unless Kate divorces him, but she REALLY wants to be queen)
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