modmad:

sycamorality:

hi guys! discord is doing a survey on how people would like ai to be integrated into discord. take it and say fuck no to every question. when you get to “in general, how do you feel about discord inegrating ai features?”, respond that you would actively get everyone you know off of discord and wouldn’t pay for nitro or other shop items if they added ai features.

watch out for the trap! there’s ONE QUESTION where the last option *isn’t* the max ‘no AI’ option, read each part carefully to be sure

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magdaleneanthony:

in a kill it with your sword kill it with your sword amen mood today

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latchofficial:

dogtoks:

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snowysoul-squrirel:

anna-neko:

shu-of-the-wind:

aqueerkettleofish:

artistefish:

chimthecappy:

dark-wizard-guy-fieri:

shubbabang:

context (via @mellorocket)

doubly funny that I saw a compilation of all the corporate accounts like “aw thanks elmo, we’re doing well” meanwhile all the flesh and blood real human people are extremely not okay

Okay but Elmo had actually the best and sweetest response to all this trauma dumping:

And then all the other Sesame Street character accounts joined in:

And now I’m thinking maybe we’re gonna be okay… 💗

(Comment compilation from this Twitter)

I kinda feel for the poor person running Elmo’s Twitter.

“So, boss… I may have messed up.”

“What did you do, Ray?”

“Well, I made a post for Elmo saying ‘Hi, how’s everybody doing?’”

“I mean, that’s kind of what we pay you for.”

“Yeah, but…. <sigh> it turns out pretty much everyone is hanging on by a thread, badly enough that they needed to tell Elmo.”

“Oh.”

“God help me, boss, I think Elmo needs to be there for them.”

“Get the others.”

this is the energy that jim henson would be proud of.

and important addition

Source: instagram

Always reblog this. Elmo and his friends will be there in your times of trial and doubt, to help you through your torment

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perksofbeingahalfie:

ALT

their dynamic in a nutshell

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cryptotheism:

natalieironside:

nopilled notcore ain'tmaxxing won'tcel

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ghostcrows:

Me when I’m old as fuck and my grandkids talk to me: this reminds me of a post. I gotta go find the post

Grandkids: grandpa sit down you don’t need to show us a post

Me: (not listening) Now where was that post….

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captain-snark:

rockshitty:

beardedmrbean:

Gandalf throwing his staff at gollum is what really makes this

Thank you for commenting because I was going to scroll past this. 

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mossworm:

ALT

don’t cry ok… tardigrade

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tiktoksthataregood-ish:

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cat-source:

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blimbo-buddy:

ALT

i like it when pit bulls do this

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sacredstem:

i’m obsessed with how every single person can be stupid in their own special way and infinitely smart in another. simultaneously

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sajdd:

hey guys not sure if any of you relate but personally ive been really big into stories lately. characters, even. i find myself impacted by fiction. yeah. that made-up stuff. this is just one brief look into my sick and twisted mind

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