beemovieerotica:

beemovieerotica:

at the vet because apparently tylenol decided to eat a joint

she’s going to be ok she’s just high as fuck

(via fallen-gravity)

greelin:

[EXTREMELY HAUNTED & HOLLOW-EYED LOOK] yeah man i’m doing. Really good

(via muffinpines)

flowermist7432:

molabuddy:

does anyone have that reddit exchange screenshot where someone is like “what colour is this mouse??” and posts a mouse who is like in some sort of purple world with confetti around it and the top comment is like “it would be easier to tell if your mouse wasn’t at the club” . i keep thinking about & referencing mouse at the club and i cant find it

Here ya’ go ❤️🙏

(via ival-eon)

gcu-sovereign:

kvtie-pie:

I can’t stop thinking about the art and flavor text for this Bloomburrow card

So whimsical and yet so tender. My heart 🥺

I get it, but the bar has been Raised. Courtesy of ECL:

(via strawbebbynya)

borgevino:

so fucking stupid that meds literally work. “swallow this pebble it makes you think” hateful

(via internetwerewolf)

lighthousefoam:

anphivenas:

jesterbots:

HARK !!! I SEE HER !! RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF POST !! RAISE THEM MEN FROM THEIR SLUMBER WE’VE A BEAST TO SLAY

(via voxel-loves-you)

footlongdingledong:

glowstickhaloboy:

ragsy:

nylarac:

dragonwithafez:

findawaytoshine:

raideo:

wooferdill:

acetedkord:

itsqueenshroom:

my bf and I have the same fucking brain

Quiplash is the greatest game ever made because it allows for things like this and you can’t change my mind.

question was how to get kicked out of hogwarts

(via noodledragon)

dogpuppy:

(via zombiepatch)

assortedinsanities:

fatsexybitch:

etirabys:

mentalwires:

etirabys:

can anyone find me that mesopotamian clay tablet telling you to marry a party girl because she’ll bring you joy

It’s from the “Maxims of Ptahhotep”, purportedly written by a 96-year-old vizier to pass on his wisdom to his son:

If you marry a good-time girl

A joyful woman known to her town,

If she is wayward,

and revels in the moment,

do not reject her, but instead let her enjoy;

joyfulness is what marks calm water.

yay ty. Between the above and the links in the mentions we have 3 translations total

Happy Wife Happy Life is 4.5k years old

Other sites also have the “Does anyone have this image?” posts, but only on tumblr you’ll find “Does anyone have that mesopotamien clay tablet?” posts.

(via whorambles)

swoony-spoonie:

When the brain fog kicks in..

(via curioscurio)

shining-latios:

biblically-accurate-lesbian:

shining-latios:

his face enchanted me so naturally I had to buy him and bring him home with me

I have his beautiful sister……….

(via effervescentclouds)

autistobrat:

absolutely hate it when I wake up tired like what the fuck did I lie unconscious for

(via tista-bie)

malglories:

i do feel somewhat ruined forever. but it’s okay we stay silly

(via awholelot-ofsomething)

escuerzoresucitado:

(via sunn-wukongg)