theflirtmeister asked:

How did you give yourself an EAR INFECTION eating pussy

helloitsbees:

helloitsbees:

im just gonna screenshot from a text i sent my friends after the doctors visit

you can’t fucking do this to me

who-do-i-know-this-man:

Hey you, you like tournament brackets? Of course you do otherwise you wouldn’t be here. Well in that case I would like to share with you all my personal favorite tournament bracket that is currently starting its second season, The Worst Board Game of All Time Tournament, happening over on YouTube.

CW: since the whole thing is about bad board games some of them have themes that are racist, sexist, or otherwise offensive.

butchdykekondraki-moved:

butchdykekondraki-moved:

butchdykekondraki-moved:

butchdykekondraki-moved:

butchdykekondraki-moved:

butchdykekondraki-moved:

making eggs and im so tempted to just. like. crack an egg directly into my mouth. i wanna know what raw egg tastes like

i gotta get the eggs back out hold on for two seconds

wait is this gonna give me salmonella

im gonna do it anyways. i cant imagine this will end well but here goes my dignity

not good

if this fucking post becomes my legacy im dropping off the face of the earth

(via tess-aka-fishy)

phantomdoodler:

maxwellpuckett:

IMAGINE KIRBY INHALING WII FIT TRAINER AND HE TURNS INTO A REALLY IN SHAPE WOMANLY BODY WITH A PERFECTLY ROUND HEAD WITH HIS FACE ON IT

(via professorlink-deactivated201310)