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derinthescarletpescatarian:

monidoll:

its pretty amazing that when a cat is on you or on a table its pretty big but when a cat is on the floor its actually really small

Also how cats are pretty light until they walk on your chest and then they’re the heaviest animals of all time

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virusgeist:

maachine-deactivated20250630:

lets All lock in starting Right Now

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how i feel about locking in

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stars-bean:

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☽ ✮ ☾ The Addams Family ☽ ✮ ☾ ➛ 1.32 - “Cousin Itt and the Vocational Counselor”

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quendergeer:

sarahmackattack:

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

girl you erected a mysterious black monolith that contained all the knowledge your culture had ever collected were you hoping he’d develop rudimentary tool use

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asteroidtroglodyte:

kominfyrirkattarnef:

Have you guys noticed how much the internet/technology just does not listen to you anymore? I click “don’t show this artist” on Spotify and I get recommended a music video by them on the front page. I click “skip this update” on a pop up every time I open a file organization app and it’s right back there every time. O click unsubscribe on a newsletter and it keeps showing up in my inbox!! I click “delete my account” and the next time I open the website they suggest I “reactivate”.

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Power is a funny thing.

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damazcuz:

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Laughing at this again today. My piece of shit wuppyog?!

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tyrannosaurus-rex:

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turns out it was cause they were just straight up eating the poisoned food out of rat traps which has a blue dye in it and had just developed a near total immunity another W for the glorious hog

elksewer:

PUT THE MASK BACK ON THE MASKED CHSRACTER

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darcyolsson:

when I was like 14 I used to reblog these posts on here that were like “YOUR 20S ARE NOT AN IMAGINARY RACE YOURE DOING JUST FINE!!” just to be positive towards my older mutuals even though i didn’t really get what they were abour and I’d be in the tags like “#so true!! #everyone does things at their own pace!!” and now im 24 I’m thinking back to it and it’s like Oh of course the imaginary race. Which I’m losing

vervaincircle-deactivated202411:

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slapping this badge on my blog

caustic-pixie:

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi:

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who’s my best friend in the world and recently he was like “you’re too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!” and I was like “a niece might be more up my alley” and he just got more excited and said “ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful”

OP the tags!!

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toastycyborg:

beardedmrbean:

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I scrolled past this without second thought. Paused. Thought, wait, I’ve never seen a crane on the road. Scrolled back up. No answers. Typed this response, then noticed the book’s author. What a whirlwind

skimble-shanks-the-railway-cat:

Sleeping like shit is soooo cool because the next day you get to feel like you have a disease

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